PROCRASTINATION: Playboy tries to titillate Washingtonienne

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If Miss Washingtonienne (pictured right) and Hill gossiper Ana Marie Cox (left) of Wonkette.com agree to defrock for Playboy Magazine, they'll collect a cool six figures, according to The National Debate.

Playboy wants to use their photos for a fall election piece ... and will pay them more if they pose together.

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't pay that skanky Staff Ass Jessica Cutler one penny to take her clothing off. What a tacky chick.