Jenna ... gone WILD?
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I've been scouring the Web, calling up my friends on the Hong Kong black market, bribing the tabloids, but I have not been able to get my hands on the Jenna "butt dance" video.
There are rumors floating around D.C. and NYC that there is a videotape of Jenna Bush at a bachelorette party last Friday at NerveAna nightclub acting like a superfreak.
Witnesses say the President's daughter entered the club around 10:30 p.m., arriving in a old, beat-up minivan. When the D.J. started playing that 1988 hit "Da Butt," by E.U., she even got down on all fours doing 'the butt dance' with her thong in full-view.
Clubgoers say that Jenna, smoking cigarette's throughout the night, was wearing jeans, moccasin boots and blue satin top.
Before leaving at 3:30 a.m., Jenna and the rest of the bachelorettes joined a conga line and danced around the club. It is rumored that one of Jenna's sorority sisters taped the video.
OK -- so no luck on the video yet, but I did find a site that says it discovered Jenna Bush on one of those Girls Gone Wild tapes. You be the judge. I also found the photo that I put at the top of this article, which is of Jenna and her friends at Deep nightclub.
Oh, and in case someone runs across that that video, we do have an extra $30K laying around ... tips@washingtonsocialites.com.
23 Comments:
Bring it on, Kelly Ann! Find us the Jenna tape and we'll do anything for you. Anything!
If jenna wants to act like a whore let her do it in privacy. Just because you feel comfortable flaunting your skeezerness doesn't mean everybody should have too. Let it go.
Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill, sheperds the weak thru the valley of darkeness for he is truly his brotha's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And i will strike down upon thee with great vengenance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brotha's and you will know my name is th e lord when i lay my vengenance upon thee.
What about Gannon?
Jenna if you want to even the score you can hit me in the face with your pie.
pie face! Ha!
Doing the butt dance is acting like a whore? Sheesh,I guess the right wing Christians ARE taking over the country...
And to think, "Da Butt" was, like, hip -- what? -- 16 years ago?
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Wow. So Jenna Bush, a 23 yr old actually goes to bachelorette parties and dances. Maybe she has a drink or two. What are you, a Puritan? Who freaking cares? Show me the puffy first daughter doing lines of coke off the cack of some beefed up chipendale, then you've got a story. Much rather see pics of Tom Delay banging a goat while wearing a demon mask. I'll pay $60K for that and give it to O'Reilly.
Um, hello?! Correction!! They already DID take over the country! It happened 4+ years ago. And had it been Clinton's kid doing the "butt" dance Limbaugh et al would be frothing over it right now.
Jenna is so hawt! im in love.
U go girl Jenna n run for President in 2012. U got my vote.
i gotta say that i love love love those bush girls. their antics are not only utterly hilarious in that spoiled, smeary-drunk kind of way, but they also help knock g.w.'s "traditional family values" platform down a couple of notches closer to this thing we like to call 'reality.'
besides -- jenna's got a sweet can. i'm glad she's kind enough to share her bounty with the nation.
If you can't butt dance and smoke and drink and have fun when you're 23 and single, when CAN you? I sure as hell did. Didn't you? C'mon, tell us, girlfriend.
We'll make a Democrat out of Jenna yet! She needs to get her BUTT to Inde Bleu 2nite!
No big deal for most people.However, it's not the kind of behavior I'd expect from a conservative's daughter. When you preach "moral/family values" to the rest of us you're held to a higher standard.
Let's see.....she wore jeans & mocassin boots....then she did a butt dance that showed her thong....did she wear her thong outside her jeans, or what? No, wait, she must have taken off her jeans to dance....funny that didn't make the news instead of the dance/thong??? Jeez, get a life of your own you idiots, try some real newspapers or FoxNews, leave this poor kid alone!
to paraphrase Homer Simpson: these people are nothing without us. We own them. If you or your family get thrust into the public sphere, too bad. I have no sympathy.
Anonymous, when the National Enquirer stops printing front page spreads accusing Chelsea Clinton of being an alky because she may or may not have had wine with dinner, I'll be glad to leave Jenna and Not Jenna alone.
Sad, isn't it, how alcoholism runs in families.
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If jenna wants to act like a whore let her do it in privacy. Just because you feel comfortable flaunting your skeezerness doesn't mean everybody should have too. Let it go.
Since when is shaking your ass in a thong in a PUBLIC NIGHTCLUB "doing it in privacy"?
I could care less that Chelsea's been carried out of bars either. If those were my parents I'd probably get blasted every night.
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