Ready to get schooled?
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Think you have what it takes to hang with us -- all day and all night?
Ready to bat Outta Your League? Everybody wishes they could ... so, here's your chance!!!
This Friday we -- Kelly Ann & Windy -- are going to "school" one of the Z104 Mathew Blades Radio Program's male listeners and his wingman ...
We'll take you out for the ultimate D.C. night on the town this Friday night, April 8th ... and teach you the art that is high-rollin'! We are going to take you out on our turf -- places a socially challenged dude like yourself would never get in if you tried ...
* We'll pick you up and take you to Dolce Vita Salon in McLean for your GQ Package to get you cleaned up right for the night!
* After you are lookin' hot and smellin' good, it's off to ZenBar at CityZen in the Mandarin Oriental Hotel.
* When we've got you feeling nice and warm inside, it's off to dinner at D.C.'s newest, hip spot: Oya Restaurant & Lounge. Yes, we decided to give then another chance.
* After dinner, we'll head off to IndeBleu for a night of dancing …where it is guest list only -- in the VIP, baby!
* All the while, you'll be riding in style, since Oasis Limo is hookin' you up with a limo ... Kelly Ann wouldn't be caught dead in your Civic!
* Then, to top off this "Outta Your League" night, the Z104 Mathew Blades Radio Program is hooking you up with a pair of tickets so you and your buddy can go to a Washington Nationals game! And, if you're good ... we might even introduce you to our friends.
All this ... for getting schooled on your social skeeeelz!
AUDIO: Click HERE to hear what MBRP said about the contest this morning!
ENTER: Visit the Z104 Mathew Blades Radio Program now!
** This contest is brought to you by Dolce Vita Salon, CityZen, Oya, IndeBleu, Oasis Limo, the Washington Nationals, the Washington Socialites ... and, our partners in party crime -- and the chaperones for the evening -- Z104's Mathew Blades Radio Program! **
96 Comments:
First time I saw KAC she was at a charity auction-a-date at LA Sports and I recall her, not for being hot so much as coming in dead last in the bidding... Since then, I have enjoyed this website like rubbernecking at accident but this "date out of your league" bit is too much -- KAC, try a half a valium before you write your columns.
I was at the same auction and she did not come in last, some other girl towards the end did - infact if I recall correctly KAC was hot property ... sadly I could not afford her :(
KAC's stock is rising fast. Pretty soon she will be hosting luncheons and tea parties with Condi, Sally, Jenna, Chelsea and Hillary. :P
no victoria lakers came in last.
kac's stalker from the internet called in and said he was sick and wanted to bid on his "GF".
the MC got confused and thought the internet stalker was KAC's BF and told everyone in the audience that KAC had a sick BF at home.
so people felt sorry for him and let him win. i believe he paid 1000 for that date.
victoria went for $300
get over yorself, kac
Victoria went for OVER $600! KAC did extremely well going for $500++ :) Both girls are hot property ... and rumor has it KMac is getting auctioned off this year!
Miss Collins you are a shameless whore with no taste, talent, breeding or class. This stunt is tacky even for you. And PS, legit socialites dont refer to themselves as such. Get a life.
Jealous much???
Bidding for Victoria? Wow, I wish I was at that auction. She is a sweetheart with a smile that melts a thousand hearts! :D
I have never seen two bigger NYC high society wannabes in my life. These two twits dont even come close and would only be allowed into the Hamptons if they were serving food. Maybe some day you will be able to find a 70 year old rich tycoon to spoil you, until then please stop posing as socialites and comparing IndeBlue and City Zen to level V, marquee, soho house,fredericks, bungalow 8, PM
i am NOT KELLY'S STALKER. i just really love her. i told the auction people iwas her boyfriend so i could meet her. and i did!
wow! either you are way jealous of these chicks or you need lighten up and realize this all in good fun ...
Windy,
Do war hawks have big cocks?
Just because I have my "lick her" license doesn't mean I can't be curious about my male coworkers.
Kelly's ego is a one-way train, gorging on compliments from fag hags and hangers on, on the one hand, and savoring criticisms (they are so jealous, darling!) on the other.
Kelly Ann and Windy = a riot! Keep it up, girls!
Oui oui, NYC clubs and the Hamptons are tre she she....but with P. Diddy,Fiddy Cent, Lizzie Grubman, Paris, Tara and about 10,000 other people they kind of ruin the atmosphere & beauty of Gotham....I still enjoy their pizza & clams though.
DC - brains, power, ambition
NY - neurotic, needy, attention
DC - VIP me?
NY - VIP or Die
Kelly Ann has turned down many tycoons who have offered: jets, limos, shopping trips in Milan, her own island, a yact, a six figure engagement ring -- how trashy of her. The girl is just having fun, what are you doing?
What a f**kin whore.
-- Andrew Dice Clay, RIP
Itz funny to see all the haters and "can't do's" come out and support Kelly and Windy. As Ozzy Osbourne and his little dove taught us, there is no such thing as bad publicity so in essence the haters only continue to drive traffic and interest up at this here internets site.
ME = LOL @ them
Maybe it is just me, but doesn't anyone get the fact that this is all just fun & games. KAC and Windy, keep up the good work. Learn them poor bastards...
The trolls *obviously* take us ... and WashingtonSocialites.com ... wayyyy too seriously. They are kelly green with envy.
Muahahahahahahaaa!
"Tongue in Cheek" is not just a service offered by Jeff Gannon for $120 an hour??????
I know how you feel KAC. I know how you feel.....
It is wonderful of you to share your valuable time with men who are less fortunate and expose them to your beautiful world. Like the time my wife said she wanted to have sex in the back seat of our car and asked me to drive. Ciao...
I hear rumors form my sources in Hollywood that Kelly Ann and Luke Duke are up for lead roles in "Sin City Part II - Return to Wholesomeville"
KAC and Windy, it's Whitney from The MBRP... I find it amusing that the *trolls* can't seem to find anything better to do with their time than slam your site??
...Tell them they are late for their sphincter bleaching appt. and STFU!
you ladies rock! can't wait for friday...
Kelly, you're pulling it together nicely. It's interesting watching you rise in popularity. The deal you have with Z104 is impressive...Are you going to have a TV show on Current, the new television network Al Gore is launching in August?
Newsflash MBRP - none of those places are that hot because it is DC and the nightlife isn't that great. It's just too small of a town. No wonder the "socialites" are "taking applications for new socialites," they've lost most of their friends in DC.
Hi Whitney! Yes, it is a sad state of affairs when trolls post on here. ANONYMOUS makes lil pricks hard and balls big in cyberville! Gotta love the Zzzzzzzz104!
Same people who are hatin on this site are same people who swear they hate MicroSoft, and then email using Outlook and XP.
So sad.
How do I get a date with K-Mac?
How do I get a date with K-Mac?
I'm still waiting, along with Secretary Rice, for an answer to the original query.
ARE THESE NEOCONS PACKING HEAT OR WHAT?!?!?!?!?
Actually Annabel Assemat came in at $350 because she wasn't actually present, Kelly Ann came in at $500 and Victoria went for $600. Regardless, the event raised $18,000 so it really doesn't matter who made what. It's all for the cause of helping those with Leukemia & Lymphoma and only some one small minded and heartless would think otherwise or judge.
Kelly Ann also marketed the auction here when this site was "Procrastinations of KAC". I remember that. She helped to draw a good crowd. What did the other people pull in? Did Kelly Ann's stalker get to go on the date? Is Kelly Ann sponsoring the event again this year?
Luke Duke was there too. He bartended and donated tips to charity. Will the Socialites be there this year? Does someone know if Kelly Ann and Windy get auctioned off?
THE PEOPLE THAT BROUGHT IN THE MOST $$$ WERE THE BIGGEST SLUTS. THE "SURE THINGS" IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Too funny! Kelly Ann and Z104 are the best. Are Mathew Blades and J.C. going to Inde Bleu?
Dam you guys are ruthless!!! So whats up does KAC and Windu give dates to the Brothas or is just only corny white guys. I wanna win. We can hit the liquor store and chill on some 40 deuce. Maybe hit the penthouse. And if we got time i would love to have a candle light dinner at Ben's Chili Bowl. So wuz up???
Ok i'm playin. But i'm pissed because brotha's never get picked for shit unless its a draft for sports league or the military. I just wanna show you guys the black socialite side of DC. I'm your counterpart in a parellel universe. I got money, i know famous people. We can do guest appearances on WPGC 95.5 the best radio station in DC. I just think your selling yourself short, real short if you know what i mean.......hahahahhahahahahahahahaaha.
All right peace queens, Design on a dime is on, gotta go!!!
Who bought KAC at the auction?
Lakers brought more than Collins -- lfmao! That resolves things pretty definitively on the whole "socialite" business... Now that Anabelle is as fine a piece of a$$ as DC can offer.
Who bought lakers?
now that is lfmao
one was bought by her ex-boyfriend and the other was bought by a stalker who didn't even bother to show up ... how does that "definitively" solve anything!?!?!
The REAL socialite (if Rainbow's comment above is true), KMac, is being auctioned off this year!
KMac blows Victoria Lakers and KAC WAY out of the water any day!
Why aren't KAC, LukeDuke, and Rainbow involved in this year's fundraiser?
This site and the people on it is the only reason I went last year.
Keep up the good work socialites and let me know about any future events you are helping out with! :)
I am no economist, but I did study economics at Yale University, and I think it is called the market price mechanism...
Is Maureen being auctioned off?
the only mechanisms I know of are the ones the haters on this site use with two C batteries for their lonely self loathing lives
Auction DJ Rocking Horse. I will spare no expense, my pal Jeff Gannon's birthday is cumming up and he digs that cool cat!
I have $10,000 with Kelly Ann Collins' name on it. I want to go on a date with her. Where do I place my bid?
NONE of the socialites were asked to help with Ms. Lakers' fundraiser this year - talk about a slap in the face.
That one will come back to bite her in the a$$...
(p.s. LukeDuke you can come bartend and donate your "tips" for me any day ;-) )
Kelly Ann, even though you are gorgeous and I have the hots for you, I am afraid that it is you that would be schooled and not I, here in my City by the Bay. What passes for a bar, in the form of CityZen, looks like a Denny's with booze. Indebleu? A fake 10 Forward set from Star Trek only with yuppie kiddies thrown in. Get your tight asses over to SF and we'll show you how it's done on the left coast.
El Greco, be careful....your suave and debonair manner is tilting towards swave and duh-boner...and when KAC and LukeDuke land in SF I will set them up at Ruby Skye.
KAC parties in SF, NYC, SOBE, and DC. Don't worry El Greco, she has been there done that.
yeah it will bite her and those man and woman of the year people in the a$$.
Kelly Ann and I decided to be guests this year at Sweets & Delights! We can't wait to enjoy all the yummy desserts, support are fellow socialites whom will be auctioned off as well as support such a great cause!
If you would like more information on this year's event please email us and we will direct you to the appropriate place :)
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Nice to see I have some fans. ha ha.
In response to the comment that none of the socialites were asked to help out this year, it was not intended to be a slap in the face at all but simply a changed planning commitee due to different candidates running this year (i.e. Cheryl Romero and Ray Reagan). The planning commitee is comprised of people of their choosing not mine.
yes, Kelly (Kmac) is expected to be auctioned so come bid on her.
Regardless, it's all to raise money for charity and will be a really fun event at a venue much better than last years and hopefully raise even more for leukemia and lymphoma.
Copy and paste the link below for the details and to register.
Event Summary: http://guest.cvent.com/i.aspx?5S,M3,c7f10ed3-1713-4547-9db9-04764f14d788
Thanks,
Victoria
There is nothing brite about Windy's grammer ;)
I "grammer" that!
Alright, let's break this down once and for all.
Kelly Ann Collins (btw anyone using three names is either 80 years old or needs to get their head out of their ass) had no one bid on her at the auction. NO ONE. So she and her cronies (who if you can't tell are Luke and Windy who write for this site) are the ones writing all the anonymous comments defending her and pumping her up. You guys insult our intelligence when you think your fooling everyone. It's transparent. Why don't you just use your own names.
Kelly Ann Collins has an oversized ego. If you call into that radio show to win this date thing you are going to be horribly dissapointed. These girls are LAME!!
The good thing is that there are probably about 18 people a day who hit this site. Pathetic...
Careful, don't criticize Windy or she will delete your post!
Try this on for size:
KAC Alexa Rank
She must be getting at least 50k/day on here.
Then, there is her other domain, WashingtonSocialites.com and itsAlexa rank
That is more than Z104, more than DCist, more than Gawker on some days that I have seen. And pretty damn good for a private blog that is not backed by VCs.
OWNED!
- Sikobabel_Fish from F3 :D
they started the bidding out too high for kac ($300 for her and the other girls were $100) and the boyfriend calling in was peculiar. i came to vote on her and when i heard about her sick boyfriend, my friends and i backed down. we did not know it was a stalker from the internet.
KAC is the blog administrator and editor
cough cough, choke choke.... They started out the bidding too high? The mysterious caller? $300? Try, JUST NOT THAT HOT.
i believe luke, windy, kelly ann and socialite reporter have all removed comments.
They started hers higher than the other bachelorettes for some reason. Then that call came in for a 1000 bid and threw everyone off
she may not be the hottest in dc (there are models out there i am sure that look like pam anderson). but miss collins is the funniest, most entertaining and classiest girl i have met. she dresses really well not slutty. and she is very smart. her body is amazing and i think she is very pretty. she is a natural beauty like sandra bullock or julia roberts. she even flows like an angel when she crosses a room. a very elegant girl indeed. plus smarter than any girl i know.
Ok, does anyone doubt she is a 7 to Annabel's 9.5? Please.
You jack*ss, you think she's Audrey f*ckin Hepburn???? She's a self-promoting fool who berates restaurants that don't comp her for Pete's sake.
She actually does look like Audrey Hepburn now that you mention it.
I give KAC 11.
hotter than Annabel?? LOL -- please, just put that in writing, thanks.
annabel = fake looking. not smart.
SELF PROMOTION IS TACKY!
SELF PROMOTION IS TACKY!!!
Let play a game called fill in the blanks.
Windy has a blown out ______.
KAC has teenie tiny ______.
KAC reminds me of Angelina Jolie and Windy reminds me of a young Delta Burke.
Angelina Jolie...maybe because she is such a slut. Delta Burke...I can see it. Both are fatasses.
Washington Socialites is a business endeavor. What company doesn't SELF PROMOTE? Someone has no idea what they are talking about.
Business endeavor as in call-girl service????
This ain't no stinkin bizness venture!
"This is a group blog about the adventures of Kelly Ann Collins, Windy Shepard, Luke Duke and their friends in Washington, D.C."
WS started as the Procrastinations of Kelly Ann Collins, a sort of daily diary or writers outlet for Ms. Collins since she is a naturally gifted wordsmith...that is what they do...write...all in fun, not taking herself too seriously.
Kelly Ann's observations and comments are fun, light, timely and very tongue in cheek. You must agree or you would not be here reading this comment, yes?
She is not a "socialite" in the traditional sense of the word... thank God. Kelly Ann only plays one on Web TV - she transcends the restrictive WASPY high society closed door sense of the word and opens it up for the masses in fun for all to enjoy on her blog with Luke Duke and Windy adding color and copy...basically you have some top shelf professional party animals sharing their lives with you. Enjoy or die. :)
THIS THREAD IS CLOSED
The people that posted about guys paying heavy attention to smarts in a girl cannot be a guy.
Guys wanting to sport fuck, no...guys wanting to settle down, yes.
Stages of man -
1 day to 3 years - all about the tit
years 4-13 - crayons and socialization
13-17 - Play with yourself years -masturbation and video games
18-29 - hit anything that has legs
30-40 - career and wife shopping
40-59 - cashing out and giving back to the community
60 + - God don't let me die, Viagra has shown me the light!
Stages of women?
1 day to 99 and 1/2 = M-R-S degree
IM conversation:
KAC: Hi Windy, what's up?
Windy: not much, why is everyone so mean to us?
KAC: beats me
Windy: I mean, it's not like we are obnoxious or anything
KAC: We are just playing around
Windy: I know they take this site too seriously
KAC: I guess they are just jealous of our fame and fortune, everyone wants to be our friends
Windy: can I borrow your hairspray?
KAC: sure, but can I have my dildo back?
Windy: hold on, I am still using it, wait, ah, done
KAC: so what are we doing tonight?
Windy: I don't want to go out and see people, everyone is laughing at us
KAC: no they are not, they envy us
Windy: yeah, your'e right Kelly Ann, why would anyone make fun of us
KAC: I'm hungry
Windy: me too! Want to go to KCF KAC?
KAC: no, I am on a diet, I want to be able to see my ribcage by May
Windy: well, I will eat for you
KAC: I want to go dancing on tables tonight, I love looking down on people, hail me, hail me, take a photo, take a photo
Windy: the last time I danced on a table it broke :(
KAC: the last time I was on a table I got off to snort a couple of lines off it
Windy: oh, is that how you stay so thin
KAC: no, I just do that to look cool, I barf up most of my food
Windy: what a waste
KAC: guess what, that guy at the tanning salon gave me and 5 extra tans
Windy: what did you have to do, blow him
KAC: how did you guess
Windy: cool, well you will extra orange for the party tonight
KAC: oh shit, I just found another bump, oh wait, that's one of my tits, I should have known better, it was not oozing like the other bumps
Windy: I hope there are some cute guys at the party
KAC: just for fun, I am going to fuck a guy in the bathroom without a condom, then call him up the next day and say, happy herpes
Windy: I thought you made everyone wear a condom, even your Johns
KAC: once in a while I like to get back at men and spread the herpes, makes me feel better about having it, call me a bitch
Windy: ouch, you are a tough cookie
KAC: I'm jumping in the shower, pick me up at 10
Windy: Sure thing Kelly Ann, but I am going to have to make you ride in the back of the pickup, my KFC will be in the front seat
KAC: no problem, I am used to being in the back of pickups, normaly on my back looking at the stars, counting the seconds before uncle billy bob is done
That made my night!! Keep up the good work.
humorous, but it leads me to wonder if you have a life?
its not mean if its true...rancid whores.
its not mean if its true...rancid whores.
Kelly Ann is engaged to be married. She is not a whore.
I don't think Kelly Ann is engaged. :)
ya'll really shouldnt be so mean... if you dont like them just dont read... i mean honestly they are getting what they want because you are looking at it...
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