November 30, 2006

Hide the tattoos ... Mom's comin'




// posted by KAC @ Thursday, November 30, 2006 6 Comments Links to this post

Testing, testing

Z104 Interview on Mark Cuban / TAPS
by KAC
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Fandalism Music Community


Goodness. How many times can I say "pretty cool."

I decided to test Pud's Fandalism site out. I uploaded a radio interview I did last year, and, hey, it worked! Now I have my own page on the Fandalism site. Thanks, Pud!
// posted by KAC @ Thursday, November 30, 2006 2 Comments Links to this post

Please, please, puh-leeeze.



Britney Spears spent $3,000 at Le Bra Lingerie in West Hollywood, according to TMZ.

I'm glad she's finally buying some undergarments, but a thong is not going to cover her nasty lady-goods. She needs some straight-up grannie panties to cover that train wreck.

One fan reacts to all the recent Paris-style skankiness on Brit's MySpace page: "I have supported you since forever. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE, don't make it harder to stay by your side."
// posted by KAC @ Thursday, November 30, 2006 0 Comments Links to this post

OBGYN-101: Flashionista crash course




// posted by KAC @ Thursday, November 30, 2006 1 Comments Links to this post

George: Needs a drink before sexytime



And, after a few drinks, George likes to rag on Brad Pitt ...



[The Late Show with David Letterman, 11/28]
// posted by KAC @ Thursday, November 30, 2006 0 Comments Links to this post

Those PETA people are rude



Nicole Richie has been voted the world's worst-dressed celebrity. 'The Simple Life' star was given the dubious honor by PETA.

"This pelt-wearing party girl is all animal skin and bones. She's an incredible shrinking woman with the heart to match," the animal rights activists said.

'Desperate Housewives' actress Eva Longoria also made the list.

"You'd think she'd be more sympathetic to the plight of rabbits
considering the way she screws around like one on Wisteria Lane." [MSNBC]
// posted by KAC @ Thursday, November 30, 2006 0 Comments Links to this post

November 29, 2006

Pamela Anderson's kids can read

Pamela Anderson posts a new message on her blog:

"I'm very concerned with the press on mine and Bob's divorce. I know I have people who want to defend me or people who want to defend Bob, but my children can read - and I'd like to resolve this amicably - not fueling fires - and with dignity."

Whodathunkit? Her kids can read?!?
// posted by KAC @ Wednesday, November 29, 2006 0 Comments Links to this post

Paris Hilton, designated driver



It's nice to know there are responsible partygoers, like Paris Hilton, around to give drunken flashionistas a ride home after a hot night on the town.
// posted by KAC @ Wednesday, November 29, 2006 2 Comments Links to this post

Poor kid


// posted by KAC @ Wednesday, November 29, 2006 1 Comments Links to this post

November 28, 2006

Get outta Cubeville



I was supposed to go to Miami this weekend, but my plans have changed. Want my room?

Complete the sentence (below). Send it to me. I'll post the best answers and pick the winner tomorrow.

"It drives me up a wall when my co-worker __________."

 You answer can be as long or short as you like. Don't use real names, but have fun with it. :-) The room reservation is at the Mandarin Oriental (Thurs -- Sun). It's already paid in full, including tax. Good luck!
// posted by KAC @ Tuesday, November 28, 2006 22 Comments Links to this post

I'm just peppy



Which is better: Sony PS3 or Nintendo Wii?

Watch the commercial, which Roosh basically says could have been titled American Girl vs. European Girl. Here's his review:
"The most offensive thing about the American beast is not her grotesque appearance but her rough, grating, sense-of-entitlement attitude. The sad thing is many American girls act this way even though they are slim and cute, spoiling fine genetics with a bad upbringing. These girls are perfect for guys that like women who try to act hard instead of sexy. "But I have a law degree, I don't need need to act sexy!"
Yeah, so, whatever. Roosh's American vs. Euro debate lives on. Lenny Kravitz leaves us, then Roosh disses our butts. Pfft. Whatever.

Cool commercial, tho. Wii's hot. :-p
// posted by KAC @ Tuesday, November 28, 2006 1 Comments Links to this post

November 27, 2006

Come and save me tonight



"It was like a wild trip through hell and the devil had just punked me Ashton-Kutcher-style." - KAC / STYLE magazine

Read all about my Saturday night trials and tribulations (and see why I am still thanking God today for the bathroom attendant at Mie N Yu who helped me dust off my dirty arse) this week at STYLE mag ...

// posted by KAC @ Monday, November 27, 2006 8 Comments Links to this post

I know, I know

Sorry that I've been neglecting the blog lately. I have been so busy that I hardly have time to brush my hair. Total troll head these days. Sally, the trollologist, was right. Seriously. :-)
// posted by KAC @ Monday, November 27, 2006 0 Comments Links to this post

November 16, 2006

Flyby: DJ Dirty Hands

Speaking of hot DJs ... when I was out for lunch yesterday I bumped into Chuck Koch aka DJ Dirty Hands.

Chuck (one of the owners of Dupont's FLY lounge) told me that (in addition to FLY) he is DJing in NYC at a new place one of the Beastie Boys, and a guy from Anthrax have opened. He rocks.

If you haven't heard him spin at FLY, you really should get your rear-end down there some weekend. Oh, and check him out in this month's STYLE mag!
// posted by KAC @ Thursday, November 16, 2006 12 Comments Links to this post

E-mail from my Grandmother ...

Hi Kelly,

I read your Washington Post chat transcript yesterday morning. It was good. There were lots of questions for you to answer. I don't know how you do it. Where do you come up with all of those unique things that you write?

Love,
Grandma

My Grandmother obviously thinks I'm nuts.
// posted by KAC @ Thursday, November 16, 2006 1 Comments Links to this post

Dubfired up!



Ergh! I just woke up and realized that I missed Deep Dish's Dubfire (Ali) ... he was supposed to spin at LIMA last night. Last night, I just came home and went straight to bed (around 8, I know, pathetic).

Also forgot to turn my ringer off and got several phone calls and text messages from people telling me they were out and about. If you called me last night and I answered, telling you to buzz off ... sorry about that.

To compensate for missing Ali, I am now drinking my coffee and listening to Say Hello. Then, I listen to Flashdance, wipe the tears away and shower.

Deep Dish's Sharam will spin at FUR in D.C. on the 25th. Don't miss him!
// posted by KAC @ Thursday, November 16, 2006 0 Comments Links to this post

November 15, 2006

O.J.'s big 'if'



O.J. Simpson will appear in a two-part TV special to reveal "how he would have" killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman "if he were the one responsible."

In the Fox broadcasts, O.J. will be interviewed by his publisher in a "no-holds-barred interview" special, titled "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened." "If I Did It," hits shelves Nov. 30.

What?! You're kidding me, right?! I repeat: What?! You're kidding me, right?! Talk about taking hypothetical to new heights.

Read more ...

// posted by KAC @ Wednesday, November 15, 2006 7 Comments Links to this post

Jonesin' for sweet potato ... soda



Every holiday season, Jones Soda issues a limited edition pack of freakishly odd-flavored drinks. And this year's has to be the grossest yet:
  • Green Pea Soda
  • Sweet Potato Soda
  • Dinner Roll Soda
  • Turkey and Gravy Soda
  • Antacid Soda
Like. Gag. Me. With. A. Gravy Spoon!

But proceeds benefit Toys for Tots, so I'm gonna grab a pack. Then I will hold my nose as I down some Dinner Roll Soda, followed by some Antacid Soda (which is probably in the pack for a reason). *barf*

// posted by KAC @ Wednesday, November 15, 2006 1 Comments Links to this post

All the boys think she's a spy



She'll expose you, when she snows you
Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you.

She's ferocious and she knows just
what it takes to make a pro blush.

But then again, she's pretty weird
and she knows a lot of strange Internet geeks.

Uh, thanks (I think), Dan.
// posted by KAC @ Wednesday, November 15, 2006 0 Comments Links to this post

Deep (dish) thoughts ...



In this month's Details mag, epicene Ed Levine notes the "15 Best Pizzas in the USA." Apparently, East Coasters do it better and Chicago just sucks.

Say Hello to the new hot pies:

East
DiFara's Pizza Brooklyn, NY
Totonno's Manhattan, NYC
Una Pizza Napoletana Manhattan, NYC
Frank Pepe Pizzeria Napoletana New Haven, Connecticut
Sally's Apizza New Haven, Connecticut
Al Forno Providence, Rhode Island
Picco Boston, Massachusetts
2 Amy's Pizza Washington D.C.

Central
Pizzeria Bianco Phoenix, AZ
Punch Neopolitan Pizza St. Paul, Minnesota

West Coast
Nostrana Portland, Oregon
Serious PIe Seattle, Washington
Mozza Bar Los Angeles, California
Pizzeria Picco Larkspur, California
Pizzaiolo Oakland, California

I hardly ever eat pizza because it makes me wanna hurl, but I did go on a first date with this guy (back in 1996 - ack!) at a place in Chicago called Gino's East . It was supposed to be some special yummy pizza place or something. I ordered salad. It was just OK -- like Jennifer Beals' Flashdance-era hair, I coulda done without the curly fries.

Gino's didn't make the list.

That same guy also took me to Bleecker Street Pizza in NYC's West Village. Their salad was so-so. Bleeker Street's not on the list, either.

Maybe that guy just didn't know his pizza, but those places sure didn't know salad.

Read more ...

// posted by KAC @ Wednesday, November 15, 2006 2 Comments Links to this post

Time to weigh in ...



On the tail-end of the midterm elections, The Chris Matthews Show launches a special series to see which of eight top candidates for the 2008 Presidential campaign could hold their weight in an election.
"We are in the heart of go or no-go season for the politicians who must decide whether to risk it all on a run. Each week, our panel will give an unvarnished look at a candidate's strengths, weaknesses and possibilities. This will be both an analytical and an exciting series," Matthews said.
The program will feature in-depth analysis of one likely candidate per week for eight weeks, including:
  • Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani (R)
  • Sen. John McCain (R-AZ), Massachusetts
  • Gov. Mitt Romney (R)
  • Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY)
  • Former Democratic vice presidential candidate John Edwards
  • Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)
  • Sen. Joe Biden (D-Del)
  • New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson (D)
Each week, the panel will include expert journalists who have reported on the candidate in question. The series starts this weekend. Watch and see who's ready to play with the big doggies. Woof!
// posted by KAC @ Wednesday, November 15, 2006 0 Comments Links to this post

Boy, were they wrong.

I found this DCist post this evening, while sorting through my old WS stuff. Gawker was so wrong. If only they'd had Kenny Kingston to help them foresee the future.

Gawker: Ana Marie Cox Is Staying

There's been a flurry of speculation and rumors spinning about in New York and D.C. over the future of Gawker's Wonkette politics gossip blog.

With Ana Marie Cox, the site's editor off writing a novel, Gawker has propped the blog up with a series of guest editors. According to a source close to the Gawker family, it has been a forgone conclusion that Cox would be leaving Wonkette permanently after she finishes her book this summer. Her ambitions? Television and punditry, which doesn't seem so shocking. So who would take over for Cox? Word on the street over the weekend had it that Gawker would tap deep-pocketed Kelly Ann Collins of the Washington Socialites to take over. But that sounded like crazy talk, but talk that wasn't necessarily out of the realm of possibilities.

But Lockhart Steele, Gawker's managing editor, tells DCist that is not the case:

To my knowledge, AMC has no plans to depart Wonkette.

This all comes on the heels of the departure of Gawker's one-time editorial director, Choire Sicha, who has settled at the New York Observer. That move has caused some blogging observers to take the temperature of the Gawker family, which may be running a slight fever.


// posted by KAC @ Wednesday, November 15, 2006 0 Comments Links to this post

November 14, 2006

Dumped by text?



Rumor has it that Britney dumped Kevin Federline via text message. Well, you're not alone, K-Fed!

Mobile phone etiquette experts say "Fed-Ex" is not the first to be dumped by text - and certainly will not be the last. In a survey by Sicap, 9% of mobile phone users admitted to having dumped a boyfriend or girlfriend via text. Brit 2 K-Fed: It’s Ova. ROTFLMAO. KIT! XOXO! [Watch the reality TV snippet]

In other news ...

The Ex-Mr. Britney is using his alleged four-hour sex tape with Britney to leverage custody of the children and $30M. Ick. Brit + K-Fed + SEX = YAK

Now who wants to be Mrs. Federline?!?
// posted by KAC @ Tuesday, November 14, 2006 0 Comments Links to this post

Twisted Sisters



Forget the Wizards Dance Team, burlesque is the new dance.

What Washington needs is some exotic, retro-chic go-goin' tapdancers doin' their half-time shows.

Read all about my weekend adventures with Los Straitjackets, the AOL-approved "World Famous Pontani Sisters" and a hot model ... today at STYLE!

Read more ...

// posted by KAC @ Tuesday, November 14, 2006 2 Comments Links to this post

It's Kelly. You know, L-L-Y.

So, I guess I missed the Jessica Cutler / Big Head Rob e-mail drama. I'm not mad. I just wish Jerrica would get my name straight. The letter R just isn't in my name. lol
Oops! I've been informed that I also missed the "Jeff Gannon Responds to KAC" news, which was cute. I like Jeff's sense of humor.
We asked Jeff Gannon what he thought about Kelly Ann Collins' recent pondering on why she hasn't seen him out and about lately.

His response: "I wish I had a funny response, but there is no humor in dead kittens. Is that fur you're wearing? No seriously!"
I said that someone told me that a kitten dies somewhere on this great green Earth each time Jeff clicks "no, I will not attend" on one of my Evites. *snif snif*
// posted by KAC @ Tuesday, November 14, 2006 2 Comments Links to this post

Who kidnapped Tara Reid?


Jenny from IDontLikeYouInThat Way is confused. She says, "this can't be Tara Reid." Well, it is. Those LA surgeons melted her plastic bod down and remolded her all hotish and somewhat normal. Miss Britney is looking pretty good, too. Dr. Hoefflin must be offering another two-for-one special.
// posted by KAC @ Tuesday, November 14, 2006 1 Comments Links to this post

November 13, 2006

Happy, gay and Craigslisting

KAC,

Saw your washingtonpost.com chat today. A gay guy wrote in for advice and you suggested a tanning salon. I don't know how straight guys put up with all the BS. I found this on Craigslist Best Of: Thanks for reminding me why I'm gay: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/186439050.html.

Signed,
M in Wash

Dear M in Wash,

I am not an expert on gay dating scenes (and would never claim to be), I was just saying that the guys at my tanning salon are very hot because, well, they are.

If I had to guess, I would say the gay dating scene is very similar to the straight dating scene -- mingling, flirting, exchanging numbers, going out on dates, having fun.

For better info on this topic, check out Ramon Johnson's "Gay Life" section on about.com. There are some good articles there, including this one: The Best Places To Find Gay Men.

Thanks for tuning in!

KAC
// posted by KAC @ Monday, November 13, 2006 0 Comments Links to this post

Thursday: Model Party @ SPANK

Strike a pose at SPANK!

Do it up runway-style this Thursday when models and photographers meet up at 1223 Connecticut Ave., N.W., WDC. This will be the perfect place to learn some model-schmoozing skills by mingling with professional beautiful people. Or, just kick back and watch the show, chillin' at the Ketel One Citroen ice bar, complete with bikini-girl bartender. Poseurs need not apply. ;-p

Invitation | RSVP
// posted by KAC @ Monday, November 13, 2006 0 Comments Links to this post

Single men in Bowie?

Dear KAC,

I was reading the transcripts from your online chat today and am facing similar ironies.

This is supposed to be a great place for single professionals. However, I'm putting myself out there, and I smile and say hello (approachability). I'm professional and in good physical shape. Yet most of my nights are spent in the company of women. I'm not interested in dating a thousand random men; I'm interested in finding someone who's beyond that and really ready (spiritually, emotionally, socailly, physically and financially) for something meaningful and long-lasting.

Any chance you could put me in contact with the gentleman from Bowie?

Signed,
Bowie/ Mitchellville MD

Dear Bowie,

If he emails me (or any other nice men from your area), I will let you know! Thanks for tuning in!

KAC
// posted by KAC @ Monday, November 13, 2006 20 Comments Links to this post

Way to accessorize



Barbara Bush creatively carries her plastic cup via tunic at Saturday's Yale-Princeton game in New Haven.

Read more ...

// posted by KAC @ Monday, November 13, 2006 0 Comments Links to this post

Oh no she didn't!

Wonkette recaps it best ...

Today's topic of discussion: Dating in D.C.:

Washington, D.C.: Say if you walk into a bar with your boyfriend, but realize you've met a rich venture capitalist and want to go home with him. How do you suggest going about this?

Kelly Ann Collins: Oh geesh.

First of all, Mr. WDC, you were not my boyfriend ... I just let you go to a party with me. Secondly, it's been three years since that party ... while your crush was kinda flattering back in 2003, it is now, well, creepy-stalkerish.

I think you should think about some females that don't have the initials K.A.C.

My advice to the men of D.C.: Don't stalk chicks. "Leave me alone" means leave the girl alone.

Next!

While we still don't quite remember why Kelly Ann Collins is "famous," we do heartily approve of her airing dirty laundry on washingtonpost.com.

Read more ...


// posted by KAC @ Monday, November 13, 2006 2 Comments Links to this post

Paper is, like, so 1960



Hook up the iTunes, upgrade your high-speed and charge up the Nano!

Starting Jan. 1, you can get your STYLE fix seven days a week as the pub goes online, full-throttle, as a Web-only venture. Every day STYLE will feature new content including regular columns, podcasts, Webisodes, video and tools that will keep you connected and in-the-know. So, make sure you bookmark dcstylemag.com and RSS it on your reader.

The Internet thing is here to stay, folks. Mark my word.

Save the trees, baybee.
KAC

Read more ...

// posted by KAC @ Monday, November 13, 2006 0 Comments Links to this post

Is D.C. the nerds' revenge?

It's always interesting to hear an out-of-towner's perspective on life in D.C. This weekend, I got 10.*
  • "The women in Washington are smarter and hotter than the women in Chicago." -- J.H. from Chi-town

  • "Women in D.C. look better in the fall. Maybe it's because they are covering up their fat (rear-ends) with more clothing." -- T.E. from LA

  • "What man isn't a lawyer in D.C? Geeezz!" -- C. J. from Pensacola

  • "Why is D.C. so lame? ... D.C. needs more models." -- D.T. from Miami

  • "Jessica Cutler was able to sleep with Senators because she was a decent-looking broad in a city of ugly people." -- M.K. from Baltimore

  • "The ladies in San Francisco are really ugly and I'm tired of it. I'm moving to Washington." -- R.G. from San Fran

  • "There really must be a shortage of quality men here. It makes me want to kill myself when I see these smokin' girls goin' after losers." -- J. L. from Atlanta

  • "Are all the men in D.C. gay?" -- F. N. from Buffalo

  • "D.C. nightlife is a lot better than Toronto." -- H.K. from Toronto

  • "All I know is that HotOrNot.com did a poll and the hottest female scorers were from D.C. The hottest males were from Miami." -- G.J. from San Fran
What do you think? Are the out-of-towner perceptions true or false?

* Names have been changed to protect the guilty.
// posted by KAC @ Monday, November 13, 2006 3 Comments Links to this post

WaPo LIVE ... today @ noon

Monday, Nov. 13, Noon p.m. ET

class=Kelly Ann Collins, chronicler of the D.C. singles scene, will be online to discuss dating in the District.

- Submit Questions Now

{Is it just me ... or do I really look like a deer caught in headlights in that pic?}

UPDATE: Right now, we are sorting through tons of questions from swingers, mistresses, cheating hubbies, lots of single guys / gals ... and, the best part, ergh, some of my disgruntled suitors (hey, I can’t help the fact that they were boring). Cross your fingers and hope I don't screw up anyone's dating life too badly! :-p -kac-

// posted by KAC @ Monday, November 13, 2006 2 Comments Links to this post

Los Kaiser Rock-n-Roll



I met all eight of these people Friday night, and let me tell ya ... they kinda scared me.
// posted by KAC @ Monday, November 13, 2006 0 Comments Links to this post

November 12, 2006

Shelter needs shampoo, soap ...

A friend of mine is volunteering at Calvary Services, a local women's shelter, this Thanksgiving. She said that they are in desperate need of some basic items that I know some of you fashionistas have just laying around collecting dust. ;-)

Here are the items they *really* need:
  • Large nightgowns (new or used)
  • New socks and underwear
  • Hairbrushes and combs; hair products (like gel, shampoo, etc.)
  • Tylenol and aspirin
  • Umbrellas
  • Shower shoes, flip flops and slippers
  • Feminine hygiene products
  • Lotion & bar soap (large & sample sizes)
  • Spray deodorant
  • Bath towels and wash cloths
  • Pillowcases & sheets for single beds
  • Dish towels and dish cloths
  • Dishwashing liquid
  • Plastic wrap and aluminum foil
  • New iron
  • Ironing board
  • Ironing board covers
  • Hair dryer
  • Curling iron
  • VCR
  • Vacuum cleaner
  • Automatic drip coffee maker & replacement pots
I know I have wayyy too many unopened bottles of hair products, lotion and soap here in my apartment. And, now that I'm thinking about it, a curling iron that I've never used.

It's easy to get caught up in the daily grind and take simple things (like the items on this list) for granted. But this is the time of year when we need to be thankful for what we have ... and try to think of things we can do to help those in need.

So, if you have a minute, please go through your stuff for things on the list and toss them in a box for Calvary Services. Here are directions to the shelter. You may also call (202) 783-6651, or send e-mail to director@calvaryservices.org, for more information.

If you have additional questions, just click the contact link at the top of this page and we'll try to point you in the right direction. Thank you!
// posted by KAC @ Sunday, November 12, 2006 0 Comments Links to this post

This Week's Top Stops

Here's a list of this week's top stops ...

  1. Strike a pose at SPANK!

    Do it up runway-style this Thursday when models and photographers meet up at 1223 Connecticut Ave., N.W., WDC. This will be the perfect place to learn some model-schmoozing skills by mingling with professional beautiful people. Or, just kick back and watch the show, chillin' at the Ketel One Citroen ice bar, complete with bikini-girl bartender. Poseurs need not apply. ;-p Invitation | RSVP
  2. IMMERSION II, THE Happy Hour

    Wednesday, November 15, 6:00pm to 11:00pm
    Center for Social Leadership CSL at Lima Evite
    1401 K st NW, Washington, DC

    PARTY FOR A CAUSE: IMMERSION I was a great success, more than 400 people attended. We want to thank you for your support. We are expecting this to be the best HH of the winter. And the best part is that you are going to be partying for a good cause. 100% of all proceeds will be donated for a leadership and educational program for low income students in Central Mexico (www.socialleaders.org). Specials: Wine $5, all beers $4, rail drinks (Absolut, Bacardi, Stoly, etc) $5. Cost: $10 donation. DJ GLUCK (Latin Pop, House and International) will be spining. Please RSVP so we know how many people to expect. Also, send this invitation to your friends by going to "invite more friends" on the Evite.

  3. Young Benefactors of the Smithsonian Institution November Happy Hour

    Website

    Wednesday, November 15, 6 to 9 p.m.
    Location: Zengo
    781 Seventh Street, NW, Chinatown, Washington, DC
    (Gallery Place/Chinatown Metro, Red, Green & Yellow lines)

    Members and Non-Members Invited! FREE!

    Join us at Zengo, located in the restaurant hot zone near the Smithsonian's National Portrait Gallery and American Art Museum, for our November Happy Hour. Japanese for "give and take," Zengo has become an instant hit for its eclectic Latin-Asian menu and vibrant atmosphere alike. Bring along your friends and introduce them to the YBs. Our Happy Hours are a perfect way to meet our members and hear about all that the YBs have to offer. We'll have information on our upcoming events and opportunities to become more involved with our dynamic organization!

    And, as you're mixing and mingling, don't forget to make a donation to the YB Culture4Kids Fund, which provides local disadvantaged youth with access to the diverse, educational experiences offered by The Smithsonian Associates' Summer Camp and Discovery Theater.

  4. Hip Tranquil Chick Book Launch Fete & Fundraiser
    Thursday, November 16
    Time : 7 p.m. - 9 p.m.
    Location : Hotel Palomar, 2121 P St. NW

    What To Expect : Sumptuous vegetarian hors d'oeuvres, french pastries, and a cash bar serving up tasty lavender-infused tranquiliTinis and other equally delightful libations await your arrival. Mingle with other hip and tranquil femmes (and equally fabulous hommes). The evening fete will include a petite-presentation on the Tranquil Space Foundation, a reading by Kimberly Wilson, a silent auction, and take-away treats for all. The first 50 attendees will receive a tranquility-filled goody bag including a leopard-print scarf and more! Hip Tranquil Chick and Get Your Yoga On CD will be available for purchase and signing at this fete. A portion of book and CD proceeds will benefit a signature program of the Tranquil Space Foundation which assists teen girls in finding their inner voice through yoga, creativity, and leadership. Attire : Cocktail Chic, Ticket : Suggested minimum $5 donation to Tranquil Space Foundation.


  5. EYE bar Happy Hour
    Thursday, November 16, 6:00pm
    1716 I street, NW, WASHINGTON, DC

    Come and join us again for an afterwork stress releaser in one of the hottest spots in DC!! Let's kick off the weekend with the best mix of the globally minded crowd of Washington, D.C., in a chic European atmosphere..**EYEBAR ** will be hosting this fantastic international afterwork gathering featuring - DJ Herve with his spunky mix of House & International sounds. Please** register your name to the list** - and invite your guests to join us. Come early to enjoy these happy hour specials: $6 Martinis, $4 Import beers & wine by the glass, $3 Domestic beers, Light complementary buffet available while it lasts. Dress code: Business casual. Cover: $5 with guest list.

  6. Official Smirnoff Casino Royale Movie Premier Party

    When : November 17th : 9pm - Opening Night for Casino Royale
    Where: Felix & SpyLounge (The Original James Bond bar in the Washington Area)

    This is an INVITE ONLY event, it is also FREE with the Invite/RSVP. Please forward this to your friends if they are interested in attending the party. Sponsored by Smirnoff Vodka, no 21 which is James Bond's Original Vodka. We are expecting a very large crowd. Several bands and DJ's will be spinning. If you are interested in attending the event, please visit the site. http://www.JamesBondDC.com has all the details and you can RSVP on there.

    ** VIP Open Bar at Spy Lounge sponsored by SMIRNOFF 21 Vodka** Live Performance by NYCO - Amazing Rock band from Chicago (Confirmed) ** Live Performance by Aphrodizia (Electro-Ambient Killer DC Band (Confirmed)** Chance to win $10,000 with Smirnoff's Cash in your Chips Sweepstakes** Free Tickets to Washington DC Spy Museum as well as tickets to Casino Royale Movie** $600 in Bar Prizes (Bottles & Tables) for Best James Bond and Sexiest Bond Girl** Goldfinger Girls will be dancing all night (Yes, they will be in all Gold Body Paint) We have always thrown the biggest and the best James Bond events in Washington over the last 10 years. This one will be the biggest. Please arrive early (Before 10)

  7. "A DASH OF PANACHE"

    Panache
    1725 DeSales Street NW, Washington, DC
    Friday, November 17, 10:00pm
    Evite

    The much anticipated event of the season has finally arrived... Nick and Ariana have partnered to bring you world-class entertainment! You will absolutely not want to miss our launching event!! "A Dash of Panache" will give you the opportunity to mingle with sophisticated professional singles and dance to your favorite music--you will love our international mix of Latin, Eastern European, and Oriental hits! And don't forget to bring your business card to enter our raffle! We have some wonderful prizes for you, just in time for the holidays. Drink Specials: GreyGoose Orange Products $6, Tuaca Shots $4, Amstel Bottles $4. Cover charge: $10 at the door. Arrive early, as capacity is limited. Do we even need to say it?...dress to impress! And get ready for an exciting night out on the town! See you there!


  8. Indie Film Pick: DARFUR/DARFUR's digitally-projected photo exhibit & film clips about the crisis.

    This THURSDAY, November 16th

    DRINKS BEFOREHAND
    5:30PM - 7:00PM
    GAZUZA
    1629 CT Ave, NW (btw Q&R) 2nd Floor (above Chipotle)

    EXHIBIT
    7:00PM - 9:00PM
    PROVISIONS LIBRARY
    1611 CT Ave, NW, (btw Q&R) 2nd Floor (above Anne Taylor Loft)

    SPEAKERS @ EXHIBIT
    * Congressman Donald Payne
    * Colin Thomas-Jensen of the International Crisis Group
    * Mark Brecke, photojournalist

    EVENT DETAILS / PLEASE RSVP: Evite
Sorry this list is so sloppy. I didn't have time to edit it. Too freakin' busy to worry about commas and formatting! You and your tipsy tooties will have to suffer through the punctuation muck ups! :-p

Want on the list? Send your events for consideration to topstops(at)kellyanncollins.com.

Thanks for the party rundown, Greg. You rock!
// posted by KAC @ Sunday, November 12, 2006 0 Comments Links to this post

November 10, 2006

Lunch Date with KAC



On your mark ...

Did you know that the District has the lowest ratio of single men to single women in the nation? Well it does, which may explain a thing (or two).

Get set ...

Submit your questions now for my live washingtonpost.com chat, Dating in D.C., which kicks off Monday, Nov. 13 @ noon ET.

Go!
// posted by KAC @ Friday, November 10, 2006 9 Comments Links to this post

Knock Out Abuse 2006 raises $500K



More than 700 high-profile women joined forces recently and raised more than $500K to aid domestic violence victims at this year's 13th Annual Knock Out Abuse Against for Women fundraising dinner gala at the downtown D.C. Ritz.

Since its launch 12 years ago, Knock Out Abuse has raised more than $5M for numerous local charities including Bethany House, Crossway Community, The House of Ruth, N Street Village, Safe Shores and The Children's Law Center.

Congrats to everyone for making this year's event a success!

Related ...

// posted by KAC @ Friday, November 10, 2006 2 Comments Links to this post

November 09, 2006

Miami, anyone?


A friend of mine overbooked rooms for a conference and asked me to post this, so ... Reproductive Endocrinology, anyone?

OK. Well, you don't have to learn about the process behind the birds and the bees, but you can soak up some sun (and mingle with the opposite sex, if you'd like). Here are the details:

The Mandarin Oriental Miami: Any nights from Thursday, Nov. 30, thru (and including) Saturday, Dec. 2, @ $285/night.

Make your reservation by calling Ms. Herrera at the Mandarin Oriental Miami group reservations at 1-305-913-8383 (M-F 9-5, or leave message) and ask for the "Reproductive Endocrinology" conference block. (If you are sketched out, call the Mandarin directly. You can find their number on their website and ask to be connected to Ms. Herrera. Main: 1-305-913-8288.

I hear the suites have big, fun bathtubs. Don't ask. Just take my word for it.
// posted by KAC @ Thursday, November 09, 2006 2 Comments Links to this post

Dissociative identity disorder?



Oh, dear. PK looks a little bored. He is taking phone pics of himself again ... and posting songs as Acousticock and Beef Savage on his new, 6-hour project, Fandalism. [watch his utube video about it]

It could be time for a PUD infusion a la KAC because my milkshake, it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I have to charge. [listen pud's milkshake] [listen to a beef's lucky] [check out pk's fandalism]

// posted by KAC @ Thursday, November 09, 2006 7 Comments Links to this post

Go fetch: MB's Top Dawgs



We know you want to be in-the-know.

But there's only a select few that can get you past Capital Hill's bouncers, through Spank's backdoor entrance and into the swankiest dog parks.

Lucky you, we've got MediaBistro's poodle-barkin' hot media gurus list:
These are the people who own the hineys you want to kiss, er, sniff. (Or, ergh, maybe both.)

So, put on the dog, Fido. It's time to start begging for treats. W00f!
// posted by KAC @ Thursday, November 09, 2006 1 Comments Links to this post

DCB has risen!



We all know the IvyGate guys came out of the closet. But, did you know that DC Bachelor has risen as well?

Yes. DCB is now going by "Roosh V" and/or "Jesus Christ." (Choose one, he answers to both.)

The KAC vs DCB blog war is over now, too. We made peace. He is happy that I came around and dumped the cheeseball. And, well, I fear hell.

Jesus, I mean, DCB, is now blogging at RooshV.com.

Oh, and Roosh ... I am soo not going to eat your body and blood so I can be forgiven for my sins. That would be just plain sick and disgusting, you perv! Holy hell.
// posted by KAC @ Thursday, November 09, 2006 3 Comments Links to this post

Congrats, G-Ball!

Greg Ball, founder of The Courage Cup, kicked some rear and won a NY Assembly seat this week. Go Greg!
// posted by KAC @ Thursday, November 09, 2006 2 Comments Links to this post

November 08, 2006

IvyGate comes out ...



D.C.'s IvyGaters came out of that hot Ivy-blog closet last week.

They finally revealed their identities as Chris Beam and Nick Summers, both recent grads of Columbia. Beam works for Slate and Summers for Newsweek.
"Hi, I'm Chris Beam ... and I'm Nick Summers. And we do IvyGate. We both graduated from Columbia, '06 and '05. We've been running this little lawsuit magnet since July, and we figured it's time to stop pretending our identities are some big secret."
Way to play it up, guys. Geesh. Talk about one lame coming-out party. Those boys should've stayed in the closet because they are freakin' ghey. Not. Impressed.

In other hearsay ...
  • Leaky Hot BHR Lovin' ... IvyLeak's editors are still in the virtual closet. Will they open their gate? Big Head Rob is all over that hidden sexiness.

  • Lincoln Bedroom Hot ... A Harvard-backed website is going to publish love letters that John Adams and his wife, Abigail, exchanged over the course of their 54-year marriage.

  • Hot Like Gossip Spirit ... We know the IvyLeakers, but, come on, like we'd give 'em up. We're all about stupid and contagious little things that happen behind closed doors, and, uh, under leaky faucets.

  • Hot like the Postman ... Despite the launch of a new alumni mag that says Ivy Leaguers are HaWt, we're still wondering ... Harvard: Not so 90210. Or is it?