Arenas Express: Don't leave home without it - especially if you're going to Gilbert Arenas' 25th birthday party ... because somebody's gotta pay when we all "get drunk and make bad decisions."

Read my column about G.A.'s birthday party today @ STYLE ... and enjoy some Vanilla Ice, ice baby ...



A1A Beachfront Avenue ... (via G.A.'s Lamborghini?



More party Arenas party action ...

• Stars shine at Gilbert Arenas Birthday Bash [Kelly Ann Collins / STYLE]
  
• From A-List to Zero: Arenas's Celeb-Rich Bash [WaPo]
  
• Gilbert Arenas Wants His Guests Drunk [AOL Sports]
  

Word to your mutha.

Labels: celebs, cristal is the devil, diddy, gilbert arenas, kac on the town, night shift, words to live by

It's amazing how unique and weird yet beautiful you are ...

I'm weird, what?!

Read more ... at my big Discoball o' Fun

Labels: blogging, fanmail, myspace

I've been blogging (among other things) at RevolutionHealth.com, a new company started by AOL co-founder Steve Case.

We are still developing the site, but you can come on in and see what's up! Right now, I am inviting all my friends early -- before we open it up to the public (later this month). So, you definitely need to check it out before the rest of the world does. ;-)

- Visit the site today at: http://www.revolutionhealth.com/preview?code=DV2y4GcX3v

- After you are in, you can surf the site, rate your doctors and do things like managing your health records. You can also check out my blog: CLUB REV. What is CLUB REV? It is a blog about celeb, health and trends -- like Go-Go Robics, stiletto strength, cardio striptease and hip hop aerobics. Please invite any friends you have that would like to check it out as well. I'd love to hear what you and your pals think. Please post comments. :-) You know I love the blog comments!!

- Oh, dont' forget to add yourself to my network [screenshot of my profile page]! You can do this through my profile page: http://www.revolutionhealth.com/community/people/profile/kelly

I look forward to seeing you there and chatting with you while I'm bloggin'!

And, yes. Blogging counts as work. :-p

To your health!
KAC

P.S. Here is some music to get you in the mood ...

The Beatles - Revolution

Labels: blog trends, blogging, buzz, health, revolution, websites

How did Janet Jackson lose 60 pounds? Watch the video and find out how Janet Jackson lost 60 pounds in a couple of months by ordering in.

Labels: celebs, health, janet jackson

My favorite burlesque-dancin' gal, Angie Pontani, recently shot a segment for the Discovery Channel Italia with her World Famous Pontani Sisters.

It is currently airing in italy. But if you aren't in Italy, or you are but don't have the Discovery Channel, you can watch it right here, in my profile ... or, in Angie's profile!



I'm excited ... and I LOVE their kitty cat dance, which is in the video. MeOw, mEow!!

Congrats, Sistas!

Labels: celebs, pontani sisters, power puff girls, TV

Here is the gal (Jaime Wright) that Paris picked to be the 2007 Bondi Blonde Beer babe on Jan 1 at Bondi Beach in Oz.

I think Bondi Blonde Beer should've picked a guy as its new face ... Mr. Bondi Blonde Bond '007. Just sayin'.

Oh, and did you know that Ms. Hilton skipped out on her hamburger tab at a cafe in Sydney? Yep. She did. Can someone say "clueless?"

Since that $9.80 fax pas, staffers at the restaurant have been joking that they could make a fortune by putting the leftover hamburger up for auction on ebay. I wouldn't pay 8 cents for it.

Wait ... is Paris hiding her beer in that pic? And ... are that girl's boobs fake or not? They look a little melon-ish.

Read more ...

Paris Hilton skips paying $9.80 bill at Sydney Café

Paris Hilton goes incognito Down Under

Jaime Wright is the new 'The Face of Bondi Blonde 2007'

Labels: beauty queens, like skank me out, new years, paris hilton

Folks, be careful what you post online. It might just end up on Yahoo!.

I was surfing along and totally wiped out when I saw myself, all champagned-up, acting like fool in the Yahoo! New Year's Eve section.

Then I choked on my Odwalla pumpkin protein drink when I found even more pics of my glitteratied rear, promoting other holiday events (at restaurants and hotels where I've had, or attended, parties).

"Seriously, KAC (yes, lots of people do call me 'KAC' IRL), what were you thinking?" my friend Dano* asked.

"Geesh, I guess I was thinking that IndeBleu's Tantra Lounge is a fun place to party?" I said in a not-so-smooth answer to his interrogation. But coming from a guy who used to go by Dano Diamond*, and wear blingin' ice around his neck, I didn't feel like I owed a real explanation.

"Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
and never brought to mind ?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
and auld lang syne ?"

Well, one thing I was definitely not thinking about was the possibility that Yahoo! would pimp my ass out one year later in the name of holiday ad revenue via page views.

Pfft.

While we are on the big '007 topic ... what's your resolution?

Mine is ... never drink ... ever again. And if I do, I'll try to gracefully duck when I sense a camera flash coming.

*Names have been changed to protect the guilty.

Labels: cristal is the devil, indebleu, kac on the town, kac pics, new years, night shift, tipsy, words to live by, yahoo

OK, so I had this MySpace account that I didn't touch for a very long time.

But it has been updated and I am going through and approving friend requests now. (Sorry if you submitted one a year ago and didn't get approved til now ... 2006 was whack.)

The page is kind in-your-face, but is quickly becoming a fun little place. I plan to feature events and music from different DJs ... because now I support the arts through creative energy -- instead of dating musicians (that just doesn't seem to work out).

So, check it out ... right now, and see who's spinnin'!

• Kelly Ann Collins @ myspace.com

Labels: djs, fly, kac on the town, myspace