"Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling, Britney Spears!
Thou art lost and gone forever
Dreadful sorry, Britney Spears!"




Sing along with the music, folks!

Labels: britney spears, cristal is the devil, fashion faux pas, fuggin, gossip that's what's for dinner

And that's what it's really like to be a gossip blogger.

Labels: gossip that's what's for dinner, perez hilton, videos

What a Girl Wants? Booze. What a girl needs? To be locked up like a genie in a bottle, baby.

You know I really hate to dish out all the "Dirrty" details about people, but come on! If you are too trashed to walk, don't show up at my playground -- even if you are Christina Aguilera.

Saturday night, after enjoying some fantabulously delicious P.I.N.K. -- a new, snazzy caffeine and guarana-infused vodka -- at the Dodge Mansion in Georgetown, "Ms. Couture" and I headed to Dupont to see our friends at Dragonfly.

A few text messages and a bottle of champagne later, I found myself at Play Lounge ... next to Christina Aguilera.

Now, I know I didn't see her earlier that night at the P.I.N.K. party. And she probably wasn't there since she'd been performing in Baltimore at the 1st Mariner Arena all evening. But she sure was seesawing around like she'd been there, chugged that. That being a bottle of P.I.N.K. vodka ...

Miss Thang couldn't talk clearly enough to say "take me drunk, I'm home." And she couldn't walk any better than a kid who'd just been hit in the head with a kickball. In fact, she was stumbling around like she'd just hopped off a wild merry-go-round. Luckily, she brought along her crutch, er, I mean, husband, Jordan Bratman.

The duo didn't stay very long ... and it was probably a good thing. I mean, not even I can get that hopscotched up in an hour.

Tag, baby. You're it.

Read more of my stuff @ STYLE magazine ...

Labels: buzz, dc, dirt, drunk as a skunk, events, gossip, kac on the town, like skank me out, parties, play lounge, style mag

Whatever happened to putting a wrecked car on display in the high school parking lot? Ergh. This is just plain odd.

"An interactive Public Service Announcement featuring the graphic display of a tiara-wearing, autopsied Paris Hilton "corpse" with removable innards is designed to warn teenagers of the hazards of underage drinking."

High schools should just provide limos to cart the kids around in ... end of problem.

"Paris Hilton Autopsy," by Daniel Edwards, will be on display at Capla Kesting Fine Art Saturday, May 12 from 6 - 9 p.m.

Labels: cristal is the devil, gossip, paris hilton

Labels: dj am, fuggin, humor

"I'm a real big celebrity. I'm this megastar. "

Labels: cristal is the devil, fashion faux pas, humor

Labels: humor

Oh, Hugh. You're so hot. That's why I hate to spill the beans on your latest stunt. But what you did to that photog ... not cool beans. So, how was jail? Oh, I guess it was not a big deal for you ... since you've bean there, done that!

Labels: arrested, arrested again, celebs, google is the devil, gossip, like skank me out

Apparently, it's all of that table dancing -- and all of those healthful fruity concoctions -- keeping the world's partygoing fashionistas in shape.

"A fruity cocktail may not only be fun to drink but may count as health food, U.S. and Thai researchers said on Thursday. Adding ethanol -- the type of alcohol found in rum, vodka, tequila and other spirits -- boosted the antioxidant nutrients in strawberries and blackberries, the researchers found. Any colored fruit might be made even more healthful with the addition of a splash of alcohol ... ." Read more @ RevHealth!

You gotta love those fruit 'n alcohol lovin' USDAers (oh, I can say this because I spent some time consulting the USDA on some web stuff ... and possibly a cocktail study or two ... shhh!)

Thank you for sending this my way, "Slap my hand, please!"

Labels: health, night shift, rev health

Lindsay Lohan and I both lost our BlackBerry devices this weekend.

Luckily, my BB was new and didn't have a lot of private info on it. Lindsay's, on the other hand, was full of data ... in addition, her private MySpace account and Gmail accounts were hacked.

"The unnamed hacker promises a full website with all the hacked photos, messages and emails in the next 3-4 days. What's online thus far are some of her "conversations" with Paris Hilton, "Shannaxoxo" (Shanna Moakler, Travis Barker's wife/ex-wife/whatever), Stavros (Stavros Niarchos, Paris Hilton's on/off boyfriend) and "Sam Young" (Lindsay's alleged "lesbian lover," DJ Samantha Ronson)." - Todd/idontlikeyouinthatway.com

Oh, and P.S., this is Paris Hilton's private myspace account: http://www.myspace.com/cherubrawk
... and this *was* Lindsay's: http://www.myspace.com/privacycunt

Labels: fucked company, google is the devil, gossip, hacked again, lindsay lohan, paris hilton

Just .... Plain ... Disturbing. Happy Friday the 13th.

Labels: family values, fashion faux pas, funny pics, like skank me out

Ugly Betty looks pretty darn va-va-voomin' when she's not costumin'! Damn. Hollywood got me again.

Labels: fashion faux pas, fuggin, gossip, hotties, ramblings, TV

Got an email -- and another marriage proposal -- today from Todd, the comedian who says I am the sole key to his happiness:

"I don't want to pressure you, but I really think you are the sole key to all my happiness."

If you read my old Washington Socialites blog, you might know what I am talking about. Umm, or you might not. Anyway, Todd has been asking me to be his wife for about four years now. But, I've discovered, that's his line with all the ladies. (The cold, hard proof is in the video.)

Yep, you're one step closer to being my future something, Mr. Kung Fu man ... future ex-fake fiancee! *whip*

Labels: bad boys, kwoon, movies, random men, SF, videos

Ever wonder what the fine folks over at AdBrite do all day?



How is it that they can do these dirty deeds at work? Let's ask their fearless leader, Pud.



Yup. Pud's awesome. Awesome like Chipotle.



He is also easy, I hear. Easy like Sunday morning.



And in the running for title of ... Murder Victim.

Labels: adbrite rumors, FOKAC, fucked company, music videos, philip kaplan, pud, ramblings, SF

What is with the spring catwalks? Jeeesh, people. Get with the real-life Glad Game and take that Little House on the Prairie crap off. Women look stupid with big bows on their heads. And, now that I'm thinking about it, so does Pollyanna (and so do men). WARNING: If I see any of you "fashionistas" buying Chloe Crackle Triple Strap Pumps at Intermix ... the hills will not be alive with the sound of music.

Labels: fashion faux pas, fuggin, ramblings

If you are in New York, here's a fun event ...

Action Against Hunger's "Celebrity Kick-Off"
Join celebrity chefs and independent fashion designers who've custom-designed chef jackets, which will be auctioned off as models take to the catwalk.

What: This is the "kick-off" event to launch Action Against Hunger's national "Restaurants Against Hunger campaign" for 2007.
When: 7 p.m., Thursday, April 12
Where: The Altman Building - 135 West 18th Street, NYC
Why: Amazing food, drink, desserts, DJs and models ... all for a worthy cause.

For more info, or to buy tickets, visit: Action for Hunger.

I first learned about this organization on a train from DC to NYC where I met an Action for Hunger activist. It's a great organization, so I hope you NYCers can make it out!

Labels: action for hunger, charity, nyc, nyc fashion, parties

Join me (and my friends!) for a happy hour to benefit the Race for Hope this Friday at Dragonfly this Friday (the lucky 13th!)! No RSVP is required. But if you want me to put you on the evite, please email me (kellyann@gmail.com). Otherwise, Washington Life has the scoop! More party info (including Fashion for Paws) on my other blog @ DC STYLE!

Labels: charity, kac on the town, race for hope

Here are the results of this years PEEPS Survey ...

• "Who is cooler, the PEEPS Chick or PEEPS Bunny? The Chick (according to 59% of you)!
  
  
• "What are your favorite ways to enjoy PEEPS?" You said ... "head first"
  
  
• "What female public person or celebrity might PEEPS become?"Jessica Simpson - moving up from #3 to #1 this year.
  
  
• "What male public person or celebrity is most in need of PEEPS?"President Bush won for the second time in a row with 25.7% of the vote. No 2? Donald Trump. And No. 3 ... Simon Cowell.

Happy holidays to the PEEPS, and my peeps on the PEEPS.

Labels: candy, easter, holidays, trivia

Grabbed this from Big Head Rob. Had no idea you were a Whitney fan, BHR.

All I can think, as I watch this, is ... if Whitney woulda loved Kevin Costner IRL, then she could have skipped all the Bobby drama (and videos).

I know I would not wanna look back on something like this post-divorce:



Bobby is dancing like the man I see around at the corner of Connecticut and N Streets, NW (by Wachovia). And Whitney reminds me of this scary hooker I saw one night when my driver took a wrong turn on the way to Home nightclub.

Yeah. They've got something in common. It's called drugs.

Labels: big head rob, love, music videos, whitney houston

Found this pic in one of my old albums (someone else uploaded it) and am not sure how I missed it. I think this is definitely one of the silliest pics - ever. (I wonder if "Mr. K," on the left, knew we were back there? lol!) Too goofy! :-D

Labels: blue gin, kac on the town, kac pics