And I know this for a fact because I was rated by the Channel 4 Gay-O-Meter.

Labels: quiz me, ramblings

This weekend we celebrated FLY's one-year anniversary (or, as I called it ... baby's first birthday). Congrats to all of my favorite co-pilots, flight attendants, skydivers, air traffic controllers and passengers. Cheers!

Labels: dc, fly, kac on the town, meet my friend grey goose, night shift

Paris Hilton's jail suite will not be as hot as, say, a suite at the Hilton in Paris. It will also not be as hot as the restrooms at Club Paris, where the owner fired Ms. Hilton earlier this year -- and is currently looking for her replacement a la a reality TV show (which will, unfortunately, not air until after Paris has served her sentence and is released from the Century Regional Detention Facility). Quelle dommage! (I'm sure her jailmates woulda loved watching it with her.)

Perez Hilton, eat your heart out.

Labels: drunk as a skunk, gossip that's what's for dinner, jailbirds go tweet, like skank me out, paris hilton, perez hilton

Science Club is donating 5% of proceeds from 5 - 10 p.m. on Tuesday, May 8, to the EASTERN MARKET RESCUE FUND!

Message from Science Club ...

Friends:

Local residents and bar owners are teaming up on Tuesday, May 8th, to host happy hour fundraisers across the District to raise money and rebuild the beloved Eastern Market which was destroyed by the fire last week. Each bar will donate between 5% and 10% of the nights proceeds to the Capital Hill Community Foundation rebuilding fund.

There will be a fundraiser at the Science Club from 5PM - 10PM (1136 19th Street, NW) on Tuesday night, so please stop by for some great drink specials and appetizers. It's going to be a fun night plus you will be helping to support one of DC's historic landmarks. If you can't stop by but would like to make a donation please give please visit http://www.easternmarketrescue.com.

More than 20 bars are participating in the fundraiser on Tuesday night ... so feel free to make a night out of it!!

www.ScienceClubDC.com | www.myspace.com/scienceclubdc

Read more @ DC STYLE MAG!

Labels: charity, dc, fundraisers

I don't care that Paris will start serving her 45-day sentence at the Century Regional Detention Facility on June 5 for violating her probation sentence for reckless driving. I just care about:

• the stupid headband she wore to court
• the fact that her jacket is not lined.
  

One word: tacky.

"And this will forever be known as 'the greatest day ever' until something better happens." - Jenny, idontlikeyouinthatway.com

See more photos here: Paris Hilton: 45 DAYS IN JAIL!!!

Labels: fuggin, gossip that's what's for dinner, like skank me out, meet my friend grey goose, paris hilton

The "Grand Opening" of Lotus (1420 K St. NW, WDC -- right across the street from Lima) is Wednesday, May 16, 10 p.m. [complimentary pass]

More info at AbsoluteAddiction.com.

Labels: dc, kac on the town, lima, lotus, night shift

LOL - I have been named May's No. 1 "Most Bangable Blog Babe" ... whodathunkit?! The guy that runs this contest -- and "The Most Bangable Blog Babes" blog -- has been ranking geek-chic chix for a couple of years now. The contest is pretty popular in some web circles.

Gosh, bang it! Thank you, "Blog Babe" man! :-)

Labels: buzz, family values, i honestly love you, kac awards, life on the world wide web, most bangable blog babes

Napoleon set the scene for the "America's Next Top Model" launch party last night. Thrown by The CW Washington and VM Public Relations, this event rocked Adams Morgan to sleep.

Speaking of sleep, "Miss Grace" popped downstairs to check out Napoleon's Parisian champagne bar with "Mr. J" and overheard some partygoers talking about me ... "All she does is party and sleep." (Note: Napoleon woulda said it like this - "Elle ne fait que faire la fete et dormir.")

Well, duh.

Labels: buzz, dc, dc fashion, kac on the town, napoleon, night shift

This is going to sound a bit biatchy, but I only hang with people who think I am wonderful (and vice versa). That's why my new favorite blogger is Rob Murphy over at "Don't Hate Me Because I'm Bloggerful!!!" He loves me long time ...

This Is Why We Love Kelly Ann Collins ...

Labels: blogrollin', FOKAC, i honestly love you, words to live by

The sporadically updated "City Kelly" blog scoops the Reliable Source (again). Just sayin' ... Anyway, here is a pic of Christina Aguilera and her hubby (taken here in D.C. Saturday night).

Labels: celebs, cristal is the devil, dirt, drunk as a skunk, gossip that's what's for dinner, grey goose, slap