I knew that was you at Hellers. Well, I thought it was you anyways ... stopped in for coffee.
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March 31, 2008
Bitch: It's Still the New Black, Biatch!
Just Vote for the Bitch!
A 53-year old Wal-Mart clerk -- so bedecked with Clinton campaign buttons that friends call her "Button Lady" -- says sexism is pushing Hillary back, and it's time to get strong! In other words, bitch is *still* the new black, so we're gonna vote for the bitch, biatches!
[Women push back in support of Clinton via Big Head Rob]
Labels: hillary, political humor, videos
March 30, 2008
Dave Chappelle + George's
Dave Chappelle gets around. This past week, he's been spotted --- not once -- twice in Georgetown outside George's "King of Falafel" restaurant.
The first time, my sources say he got his chow on. But this evening, he didn't make it there before George's 11 p.m. closing time. The native Washingtonian has also been spotted (last August) getting his falafel on at U Street. Maybe he should go back there? Wait -- I think that place is closed now, too. Aww, poor Dave.
George, wake up! Dave wants falafel -- do it ya bum!
Labels: celebs eat food too, gossip that's what's for dinner
McCain Accomplished
"Republican presidential candidate John McCain is in the news. John McCain says he's trying to find a vice presidential running mate. Not only that, McCain is also trying to find his reading glasses and his car keys." -- Conan O'Brien
Let's just hope he can find Bush and Cheney's "undisclosed location" after the election!
Labels: political humor
Driving Miss Hillary (Crazy)
Obama & Clinton? Check. Hijackers?...
Schwarzenegger is 'The Governator'
In the Year of Darkness, 2003, the rulers of the Republican party devised the ultimate plan. They would reshape the future by changing the past election. The plan required a candidate who felt no pity. No pain. No fear. Something unstoppable. They created 'THE GOVERNATOR.'
Labels: political humor
March 29, 2008
Obama is a Long-Legged Mack Daddy
"Obama pimps white women and black women. ... You didn't notice him til he brought out those big-chested white women with their white t-shirts and their short pants -- that's what a pimp does!" -- Harlem Minister James David Manning [foxnews]
Labels: obama, pimpin, political humor, videos
Sexism, racism, elder abuse -- oh my!
"This campaign is kind of fascinating, because the three major candidates have to be very careful when they criticize each other. Like, you can't criticize Hillary. Ooh, that's sexism. You can't criticize Barack. Ooh, that's racism. And you can't go after McCain, because that's elder abuse." - Jay Leno
Labels: political humor
Remembering ... Dubya's Re-Election
Doesn't McCain know?
It's the Stupid Economy
Obama Girl to Hillary: Chillax
We all have a crush ... even George Clooney wants Obama! Hillary, Stop the attacks! Love, Obama Girl
March 27, 2008
Tonight ---- >> STOP by PLAY
Thirsty???
Tonight, come out for a JUICY party at Play! Music by DJ Quixotic. No cover, no list! My crew (aka the JUICY hosts) will be at the first two tables. Drink up, people!!!
- Play Lounge is at 1219 Connecticut Ave., NW, WDC
- More info on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ev
Hosts (L-R): Singer Janis Leahy, Blogger Kelly Ann Collins, Socialite Shelley Tidmore, Birthday Gal Tara Lewis, Miss DC Kate Michael
Labels: cristal is the devil, events, kac on the town
March 21, 2008
Quench Your Thirst This Thursday
Thursday, March 27, come out and join me and my friends for a JUICY party at Play! w00t! Music by DJ Quixotic.
Hosts (L-R): Janis Leahy, Kelly Ann Collins, Shelley Tidmore, Tara Lewis, Kate Michael
Labels: events, kac on the town
March 20, 2008
Carmen Electra Parks It
Say hello to Carmen Electra, Cafe Milano's Laurent Menoud, an anon gal and Richard Strauss of Strauss Radio. They were all at The Park for Caron Butler's birthday party last Thursday.
- View more Caron party pics at NBC4
Labels: caron butler, dc, parties, photos, the park, wizards
March 19, 2008
Hit Me Up ... Below The Belt!
Stick this in your Outlook and Gmail Calendars ...
KAC Does the Below The Belt Show
- Who: Me
- What: Below The Belt Show
- When: April 2, 2008-- from 9 to 11 p.m. -- Live!
- Where: East of the Mississippi
- How: I will travel via vehicle to the studio.
- Why? This show usually features celebs, Playboy Bunnies, wrestlers and TV stars. I'm none of the above. In other words ... I don't know why.
- More info: The show will broadcast live (so you can listen to it on your fancy red laptop, yo!) -- see BTB's website for details.
Yes, I'm crazy. But, as my buddy Neran (aka Soapbox Killer) said to me today, "I'd rather be crazy than mental!"
Ooooofff! Werd.
Ooooofff! Werd.
Labels: below the belt show, events, radio
A Word From Our Sponsor
This blog posting is brought to you by Bulgarian Music Idol. I dunno, but I feel like this contestant is singing my tune. :-p
(Thanks for sending this, Mr. A!)
And, to help fix the headache listening to that piece of work gave you, here is a performance by Nevena, a 20-year-old girl from Northern Bulgaria, singing a folk song from Rhodope Mountains after she was crowned as the first Bulgarian Music Idol ever!
(Thanks for sending this, Mr. A!)
And, to help fix the headache listening to that piece of work gave you, here is a performance by Nevena, a 20-year-old girl from Northern Bulgaria, singing a folk song from Rhodope Mountains after she was crowned as the first Bulgarian Music Idol ever!
Labels: a word from our sponsor, american idol, TV
March 18, 2008
Kickin' It ... Like A Rockstar
All of those crazy moves that rockstars do onstage aren't as easy as they look.
Here's a peek at my behind-the-scenes "How To Kick It Like A ROCKSTAR!" lessons from Burnt Sienna at Shamrock Fest:
All pix were taken by the lovely -- and extremely talented -- photographer Aidah Fontenot.
- Main photo, l-r: Marty, Rod, Jefe, Billy and Jimmy
- Last photo, l-r: Andrea, Aidah and me
Now, I could not be real serious about the whole rockstar lesson thing (due to a case of Jameson Whiskey-induced giggles) -- but I think we gals did a great job because they gave us stickers for our butts! W00t! ;-p
Labels: burnt sienna, rockstars, shamrock fest
March 17, 2008
Where's Irish Luck When U Need It?
Ohhhhh, no time to post today. I have to go to the eye doc because I sprayed freaking hair spray right into my eyes -- which is so not good for contacts -- blah! So, I'll post the pix from Shamrock Fest (which was a blast) as soon as I have a little extra time (and can see straight). P.S. I am not a man hater -- I'm a man eater. *chomp* ;-O
March 13, 2008
Shamrock It Out!
Join me, my friends, DC101, Monster Energy, Hot 99.5 and Bud Light ALL DAY Saturday for some shamrock-hard St. Paddy's Day fun at Shamrock Fest 2008!
I will be partying down Irish-style (does green champagne exist?) at the RFK Stadium Festival Grounds, doing interviews, meeting fans and, well, just drinking with my buddies. Catch me bouncing from the DC101 Stage, the Monster Energy Stage, the Bud Light VIP Tent Stage and the Hot 99.5 DJ Stage until it is time to chill out with Tommy Lee, DJ Aero, Paul Oakenfold and DJ Exacta. Extra bonus: It's going to be 65 degrees on Saturday - woo!
Shamrock Fest 2008
When: Saturday, March 15, noon - 10 p.m.
Where: RFK Stadium Festival Grounds
More info: http://www.shamrockfest.com
- The festival site map has just been posted!
- Complete band and DJ lineup has just been posted!
- Tickets are selling at record pace. Purchase yours now!
Labels: dc, events, shamrock fest
March 12, 2008
Woof! Woof!
It's Fashion for Paws time again ... do you have your tickets? Visit The Washington Humane Society for more info.
Labels: charity, dc, dc fashion, events, things to do
Packed with a Punch
If you aren't reading Pamela's Punch, then you are missing out on a lot -- including coverage of last night's Triple Threat Birthday Party at Teatro Goldoni. A fun blog focused on Washington events, you'd better get on over there and quench your thirst with Pamela's Punch today!
Photo courtesty Pamela's Punch (l-r: Pamela Sorenson [Pamela's Punch], Kate Michael [Miss DC 2006 & birthday girl], Stan Kasten [President of the Washington Nationals], Sarah Rosenwinkel [DC socialite and birthday girl], Michael Wilbon [sportswriter and columnist], Victoria Michael [Victoria Michael PR and birthday girl].
March 11, 2008
Tonight: Fashion for Paws fundraiser
Join us tonight for an enormous Fashion for Paws fundraiser at Tattoo! There will be a $10 suggested donation. And, since Tattoo has a small people capacity, please arrive early. Doors open at 9 p.m. Please contact Andrea Van Dell for tables and more info: andrea@dcrsvp.com.
(Fashion for Paws benefits the WHS shelter animals and programs.)
Labels: dc, fundraisers, things to do
March 10, 2008
Heller's Yeah!
Ha! Funny! :)
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Apologies to Matt Damon ...
Little known fact: They are shooting the next Russell Crowe / Ben Affleck movie outside Heller's, which is why I will have to stop f*cking Matt Damon and start f*cking Ben Affleck. Sorry, Matt -- we're outta time!
(Thanks, Mister Heller's Dude!)
Labels: dc, gossip that's what's for dinner, heller's, movies, Stuff White People Like
Kiss Me, I'm Irish!
Well, OK. I am not totally *Irish*, but what the efff -- it's St. Patrick's week for Pete's sake. And, if pale-skinned redheaded biatches on house arrest (a.k.a. peeps with DUIs who look like chipped ham) can't get some this week ... they'll never get laid. So, drink that green, nastaaay beer up!
- Chipped ham is frickin' gross!
- Not Irish? Get Irish now!
Labels: holidays, St. Patrick's Day, Stuff White People Like
Mailbag: The Runaround
I've received lots of feedback regarding my Stop Trying To Get Into My Pants post. Here is one of my lamest favorites, which is accusing me of giving nice, respectful men the runaround:
"And then there are some men that have been completely straightforward with you about just getting to know you, were very respectful in how they approached you, gave you every opportunity to tell them to buzz off if that's what you wanted, yet instead of doing that you gave them the runaround. One day you appear interested, the next you're not, the day after you're interested again, and so on. That's not very kosher either, don't you think?"
Pfft! Lol. These guys were obviously not very good at holding my attention. If I didn't appear interested ... I wasn't.
Labels: clueless men, mailbag
March 07, 2008
Stop Trying To Get Into My Pants
Some men (I am not going to mention any names), who I thought were my friends, never really were my friends. They were just pretending to be my friends so they could try to poke me -- ugh! Horny bastard jerks! I am so disappointed in the male population.
Labels: kac report card, like skank me out, sluts
March 06, 2008
Daily Dish: Drunkorexia
Have you ever spent the week before a big party grazing on only on veggies and hummus so you would not get bloated while boozing at the soiree?
If you replace meals with booze, you aren't on the Liquid Diet, dumb-dumb. You're drunkorexic. And statistics suggest that about one-third of young women -- and some men -- skip food so they will not gain weight while drinking.
"You want to stay skinny but you want to go out and look good and have fun," a self-identified drunkorexic gal told the Mike & Juliet Show. And what about the health risks? "You just try to block it out," she said.
Ummm ... don't you mean black out?
- Video: Drunkorexia [mike & juliet show]
- Article: Starving Themselves, Cocktail in Hand [nyt]
- See also: Brideorexia
Labels: cristal is the devil, meet my friend grey goose
Chad Barth Walk for Epilepsy
Get out your walking shoes -- it's almost time for the Annual Chad Barth Walk for Epilepsy!
Labels: dc, fundraisers, things to do
March 05, 2008
Spin Your Wheels: DJ Theresa
Don't miss Miami's DJ Theresa this Friday at Josephine -- where she'll spin us right round, baby, right round, like a record, baby, right round, round, round!
>> See photos of Josephine (after the jump)
Labels: djs, josephine, night shift, things to do
KAC Report Card
I'm always getting into situations that make me look like a liar ... even though I'm not.
When I was seeing Bungalow 8, he was always accusing me of seeing Rugby Spice behind his back. But I wasn't seeing Rugby Spice, well, until Bungalow 8 and I broke it off -- after I discovered he was sleeping with Plastic Va-Jay-Jay behind my back.
So then -- even though I was being completely honest while we were seeing each other -- Bungalow thought that seeing me with Rugby at Peacock post-breakup was evidence that I was a cheating liar.
My problems today (other than the fact that I should stop dating guys with really stupid names) are:
1. I cannot tell a lie, and have trouble saying dirty words, but f*ck, maybe I should f*cking start ... because I'm already getting punished for it.
2. My love life is so confusing that I need some sort of org chart to keep track of it (see graphic, above ... it's a work in progress).
3. I have a hangover from Tattoo and Fly last night, which is making me feel like telling everyone to "have a nice cup of Shut The F*ck Up!" (Don't mix vodka and champagne!)
4. Just realized I left a few good men off the KAC Report Card. Eh, I'll put them in next time.
>> See also: Biatch Slap!
Labels: cristal is the devil, kac report card, meet my friend grey goose
DCist Exposed
See the art and meet the winners at this year's DCist Exposed photography show. Opening reception is Friday, March 7th, from 7 to 9 p.m. at 406 7th St., NW.
Labels: art, dcist, things to do
March 04, 2008
Dish du Jour? Philippe Cousteau
Guess who's lunching at Nathans in Georgetown?
You guessed it: Philippe Cousteau -- a man whose critters could live on my animal planet any day, well, except for the jellyfish ... sharks ... sea turtles, etc. (Ack!).
He's Carol Joynt's special guest at this week's Q & A Cafe! And, extra bonus, if you are still hungry after the show, you can catch the recap on D.C.'s News Channel 8 [Friday at 8 p.m; Saturday at 6 p.m.; and Sunday at 11 p.m.].
Or, check the menu and see who Nathans is serving up next!
Bon appetit!
Labels: dc, food - it's what's for dinner (or lunch), things to do
Late Night Shots, Anyone?
What happens when Wonkette tries to party crash "The Young and the Guestlist" party? A late night shot, right in the wonky camera -- that's what!
- Wonkette Gets Its Camera Crushed [video, wonkette]
- A Night Out: The Young and the Guest List [washingtonian]
- Momma Said Knock You Out [ll cool j]
- It's Not a Party if You Have to Pay [washington life]
I give this altercation two late night shots up. In fact, I would have done a similar thing -- but my version would have involved ice down some wonk's strapless bra or something way glitzy like that (with cold, hard video -- or pics -- to prove the whole dumb thing really happened).
(Pic of Wonkette and Washingtonienne, Jessica Cutler, at some party -- not The Young and the Guestlist.)
Ahem. Now, as I was saying before I as so rudely interrupted by those wonkers ... shots, anyone?
Labels: humor, LNS, things that make you go "hmm", wonkette
Oh oh oh oh oh oh!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You don't have to go oh oh oh oh oh
You don't have to go oh oh oh oh oh
You don't have to go!
I mean, really. Who begs like this?
Ay ay ay ay ay ay
All those tears I cry ay ay ay ay ay
All those tears I cry ay ay ay ay ay
Baby, please don't go!
You don't have to go oh oh oh oh oh
You don't have to go oh oh oh oh oh
You don't have to go!
I mean, really. Who begs like this?
Ay ay ay ay ay ay
All those tears I cry ay ay ay ay ay
All those tears I cry ay ay ay ay ay
Baby, please don't go!
Labels: music videos
I'm F*cking Matt Damon
My friend, Piroska, was totally cracking me up this morning with the I'm F*cking Matt Damon video (and response, link below the lyrics).
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Sarah Silverman: I'm fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She's fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: I'm sorry but it's true
Sarah Silverman: I'm fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She's fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: I'm not imagining it's you
Sarah Silverman: I'm fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar
Sarah Silverman: I'm fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She's fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: While you're drinking diet Snapple
Sarah Silverman: I said I'm fucking Matt Damon
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What a coincindence. I am drinking Smart Water right now and f*cking Matt Damon, too. Or, maybe ... I'm F*cking Ben Affleck? ;-p
Labels: humor, thing that make you go "hmm", videos
March 03, 2008
Crave Reader
OK. This is freaky. I know it is a Honda campaign, but The Crave Reader can totally read my mind. The first time I did it I was craving avocado and it guessed. So I thought I would trick it, and did it for sex, but it guessed that as well. Creepy fun!Labels: advertising, games, viral marketing
Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Star
I am not one to tinkle in public restrooms - ick! But Friday, when I was at Lotus for the DJ Steve Aoki event, the urge struck.
And, unfortunately, the restroom floor was a little sticky. ... Which made me slip. ... Which sent my derriere right for, yep, you guessed it: the toilet seat. Ahem.
Today, however, I am feeling better about the whole nose-powdering altercation after reading in Ideal Bite that "in bacteria tests, toilet seats are consistently many times cleaner than fax machines, phone receivers and food cutting boards." Whew!
Nevertheless ... I'm still hesitant to put public restrooms (especially those in nightclubs) up on a porcelain throne.
Labels: cleanliness is next to godliness, humor, night shift
Different Things To Do
TUESDAY, March 4
Spring 2008 District Sample Sale
The Galleria at
WEDNESDAY, March 5
Put Your Best Foot Forward Benefit Happy Hour
As prelude to the "official" Put Your Best Foot Forward (PYBFF) annual fundraising happy hour on March 27, Betsy and Alexis were inspired to host a special happy hour with Josh at Science Club.
WEDNESDAY, March 5
Tango Soiree
THURSDAY, March 6
Pecha Kucha Night
Please join us for Volume 3 of Capitol Pecha Kucha Night at the Czech Embassy, with presentations from a varied selection of creative people including a magician, an architect, a mixed media artist and MANY MORE! RSVP: 202.274.9100 x.167 or czech_events@yahoo.com.
Get on Greg's list for more things to do: gregslistdc@gmail.com
Labels: dc, things to do
Madonna: True Blue Rock Star
Hey -- check out my friend, Tony, on MSNBC.com. He wrote a great article on Madonna getting in the Rock Hall of Fame. Read it, then give him five stars at the end of the article. (Congrats on another fab article, T! You rock!)
Labels: madonna, music news
March 01, 2008
Luke's Wings fundraiser is tonight
Don't forget! Luke's Wings is tonight at City Tavern Club in Gtown: Invite | Website
Labels: dc, fundraisers, things to do
Date or No Date Test
My pal, Paul, at WashingtonPost.com doesn't always know when he is on a date. So, he invented this little "Date or No Date Test" to help him him figure it out. :-)
He says: "... award yourself the proper number of points for each condition that applies to your outing and tally them up:
Thanks -- that was funny, Paul!
Read more: Pal or Paramour? Rules for Handling an Ambiguous Outing
...............................................................................................................He says: "... award yourself the proper number of points for each condition that applies to your outing and tally them up:
- A definite effort has been made to dress well, shave, hide any electronic monitoring devices and otherwise create a good impression, +10
- You make steady eye contact through the evening, +10
- Even mildly witty comments are met with uproarious laughter, +10
- Your date waves to an ex across the room, points animatedly at you, then gives the ex the finger, -50
- Casual physical contact -- the kind that would give you an uh-oh feeling if your boss did it -- is well received, +10
- There's a good-night kiss, +50
- It's on the cheek, -20
- You have sex, +1,000,000
0 or lower -- not only was it not a date, you most likely will never speak again.
0-90 -- might have been a date.
1,000,000+ -- Seriously. Do you need it spelled out for you?"
Thanks -- that was funny, Paul!
Read more: Pal or Paramour? Rules for Handling an Ambiguous Outing
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