tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867152Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:38:41 +0000http://kellyanncollins.com/blog/noreply@blogger.com (KAC)Blogger535125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867152.post-4458374464504257580Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:21:00 +00002008-07-01T16:38:41.908-04:00 If you ever find yourself in Washington, D.C., on a Tuesday ... hang out with my friends. I am not in D.C. today, but, if I was, I'd so be at Tattoo for Industry Night (which is for people in the nightlife world who typically don't work on Tuesdays, but open to the public). More info on D.C. events here: elundevents.com. Thanks for the videos, Eric. I'd been trying to figure out how to http://kellyanncollins.com/blog/2008/07/ink-it.htmnoreply@blogger.com (KAC)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867152.post-8265488771845816152Tue, 01 Jul 2008 02:56:00 +00002008-06-30T23:07:59.287-04:00 Nicole Richie and Joel Madden ran some errands in LA last week. First stop was the DCMA store where they said hi to Benji and were secretly shadowed by my friend, Soapbox Killer, who is in the background of several paparazzi shots on gossip sites around the WWW. All I have to say is that, Killer, you crack me up. And, DCMA rocks! http://kellyanncollins.com/blog/2008/06/strike-pose.htmnoreply@blogger.com (KAC)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867152.post-8157112533652953720Tue, 01 Jul 2008 02:37:00 +00002008-06-30T23:15:35.388-04:00 I introduced my friend, Roosh, to the "game" years ago. Now, he's making $24.97 a pop playing it. His book is a riot. Buy it. "Bang! More Lays In 60 Days" by Roosv VYou go, boy! Photo: Me and Roosh at Topaz circa 2004. He hates this photo, which is why I am posting it -- BANG! http://kellyanncollins.com/blog/2008/06/bang-field-guide.htmnoreply@blogger.com (KAC)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867152.post-6478137464932943607Tue, 01 Jul 2008 02:07:00 +00002008-06-30T22:21:58.174-04:00 My dark side is coming out to play. [Twilight Zone music] My latest short story, Failing To Kill Ourselves: A Conversation, which is a part of my Modern Lullabies collection, makes me wonder just how many sick and twisted tales this brain of mine can tell. Sweet dreams. [/Twilight Zone music] Psst ... Don't read these stories to your kids. I call them lullabies because writing them helpshttp://kellyanncollins.com/blog/2008/06/modern-lullabies.htmnoreply@blogger.com (KAC)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867152.post-6931157780716348954Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:35:00 +00002008-06-27T14:41:11.471-04:00 D.C.'s Washington Wizards basketball team is holding Wizards Girl tryouts this weekend. Be there ... or be square. ;-) ****************************** OPENING ROUND Saturday, June 28, 2008 Registration 8:00 am - 10:00 am Auditions 10am - 9pm (at the latest) FINAL AUDITION Sunday, June 29, 2008 Rehearsal 10am - 2pm OPEN TO THE PUBLIC 3:00 pm - 5:00 pm (Tickets for Final Auditions Show can http://kellyanncollins.com/blog/2008/06/so-you-wanna-be-wizards-girl.htmnoreply@blogger.com (KAC)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867152.post-4321415305031791651Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:33:00 +00002008-06-27T14:46:28.489-04:00 In this commercial, two hornball teens practice speed dressing, so they can get it on in the basement without getting caught. (Can you get fully dressed in 18 seconds?) And, even though the video says it is sponsored by JCPenney, it's allegedly not. Ad agency Saatchi & Saatchi created the commercial for JCP -- and won a Cannes Bronze Lion for it -- but JCP says it didn't approve it. While thehttp://kellyanncollins.com/blog/2008/06/jcpenney-speed-dressing.htmnoreply@blogger.com (KAC)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867152.post-909748452349333753Wed, 18 Jun 2008 21:47:00 +00002008-06-18T18:28:41.657-04:00On the East Coast? Tired of the same old crap? The place to be is Angels Rock Bar in Baltimore all weekend long for bikini fashion, action sports and DJ Kate Cupcake. Don't live in the area? No excuses! Grab a hotel room and park that dirty tour bus like a rockstar. Angels Rock Bar at Power Plant Live! 10 Market Place, Baltimore, Md. 21282http://www.myspace.com/angelsrockbarbaltimore http://kellyanncollins.com/blog/2008/06/rock-solid.htmnoreply@blogger.com (KAC)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867152.post-1512759621695005806Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:35:00 +00002008-06-12T23:38:37.989-04:00 How cracked out on Sbux are you? (This is a fun little quiz my friend, Marc, sent me.)http://kellyanncollins.com/blog/2008/06/got-caffeine.htmnoreply@blogger.com (KAC)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867152.post-5388426444272729438Mon, 09 Jun 2008 18:19:00 +00002008-06-09T14:36:38.799-04:00 If you like Sex & the City and Breakfast at Tiffany's (which I am re-reading right now at the pool), you have to check out Karen Quinn's new book, Holly Would Dream. Karen -- who also wrote the bestseller The Ivy Chronicles -- is a very cool lady and I wanna be just like her when I grow up. :-) Actress Heather Graham says of her new book: "Funny, romantic, and absolutely charming like the http://kellyanncollins.com/blog/2008/06/holly-would-dream.htmnoreply@blogger.com (KAC)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867152.post-1752278249925914823Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:07:00 +00002008-06-09T00:18:33.950-04:00 Remember the I'm Fucking Matt Damon video? I love it and want my BF to see it. So ... this post is for him. ;-) ******************************************** Lyrics: I'm Fucking Matt Damon Sarah Silverman: I'm fucking Matt Damon Matt Damon: She's fucking Matt Damon Sarah Silverman: I'm sorry but it's true Sarah Silverman: I'm fucking Matt Damon Matt Damon: She's fucking Matt Damon Sarah http://kellyanncollins.com/blog/2008/06/im-fucking-matt-damon.htmnoreply@blogger.com (KAC)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867152.post-2518803073534454852Fri, 06 Jun 2008 03:22:00 +00002008-06-06T00:12:14.912-04:00 OK. So, last year, I told some of my friends that there was this new video game reality talk show thingie that my friend was working on, and that it was going to be about all kinds of fun nothing, sorta techie, yet tres interesting. My buds were all like, "Um. Ooookay, Kelly Ann. And, who is going to be in this show?" Then I would say, "Jace Hall (a.k.a. Jason Hall), a really cool video game http://kellyanncollins.com/blog/2008/06/jace-hall-show.htmnoreply@blogger.com (KAC)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867152.post-8361054165687979523Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:00:00 +00002008-06-05T23:12:45.854-04:00 Yesterday, Dick Cheney did a very bad thing: He verbally insulted West Virginians. Talking about his family roots, he said he's distantly related to Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, who has Cheneys on both sides of his family. "And we don't even live in West Virginia," Cheney said. "... You can say those things when you're not running for re-election." Idiot. Our Vice http://kellyanncollins.com/blog/2008/06/fish-or-cut-bait.htmnoreply@blogger.com (KAC)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867152.post-4943456016658131920Fri, 30 May 2008 21:09:00 +00002008-05-30T21:49:26.852-04:00 Not only is Pork & Beans a BBQ must-have, it's a song by Weezer with a must-see video featuring more YouTube sensations than the average starf*cker's MySpace friends list. And, let me tell ya, Marc was right. Lauren Caitlin Upton (a.k.a. Miss South Carolina) might not know her geography, but girlfriend is looking PHAT chopping up some maps. Posted just one week ago, this video has received http://kellyanncollins.com/blog/2008/05/dork-queens.htmnoreply@blogger.com (KAC)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867152.post-8075419231104005595Thu, 22 May 2008 13:57:00 +00002008-05-28T00:39:40.609-04:00 Not too long ago, I told my boyfriend I really wanted a Nintendo Wii Fit. Now, I know why: that's game's got game. But some people are cursing the ingenious platform, saying it's just plain rude. In Britain, a little girl said her Wii Fit called her "porky" after it used her height and weight to calculate her Body Mass Index (BMI) ... which led her to cry about it on national TV. [Computer http://kellyanncollins.com/blog/2008/05/wii-fit-hissy-fits.htmnoreply@blogger.com (KAC)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867152.post-58279513881238359Mon, 19 May 2008 19:45:00 +00002008-05-21T14:44:08.263-04:00 Smart has been sexy since librarians started letting their hair down and taking off those horn-rimmed specs. And now, Ivy League dish is becoming just as hot. Yes, new Ancient Eight grapevine pulp is spreading, well, like ivy -- everyone wants to know what's going on behind those leaf-laced brick walls. And everyone has an opinion about it. Traditionally stereotyped as loyal to petrified http://kellyanncollins.com/blog/2008/05/green-with-envy.htmnoreply@blogger.com (KAC)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867152.post-4479190440013689389Mon, 19 May 2008 17:21:00 +00002008-05-19T13:48:34.505-04:00 Last week, I learned how to start a fire. And yesterday, I *sorta* learned how to fish. Now, I can't wait to go camping for the first time - ever - this weekend! W00t! http://kellyanncollins.com/blog/2008/05/fire-starter.htmnoreply@blogger.com (KAC)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867152.post-9210193350648747148Mon, 19 May 2008 03:53:00 +00002008-05-19T01:05:53.490-04:00 Did you know that there are people out there who connect socially through chatrooms via the Internet ... even more often than they do in real life? Since 2000, when I started journaling online, I have met (virtually, of course) lots of people who have developed compulsive Internet disorders, which have interfered with the ability for them to live normal lives. Learn more about "Internet http://kellyanncollins.com/blog/2008/05/safety-net.htmnoreply@blogger.com (KAC)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867152.post-4933553939246047795Sat, 10 May 2008 18:12:00 +00002008-05-10T14:31:53.964-04:00 First, it was the Nike Terminator in Harris tweed. Then, it was the Nike Air Force 1 in Merino wool. Now, the Nike Dunk gets its Brit on. Check out the limited-edition "Nike Liberty Dunk" at Opening Ceremony boutiques in NYC and LA where they will be sold exclusively (starting today). Soapbox Killer, a friend of mine who has about 10K pairs of sneakers, is going to be so jealous I blogged thesehttp://kellyanncollins.com/blog/2008/05/shoe-in.htmnoreply@blogger.com (KAC)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867152.post-239754837348733160Fri, 09 May 2008 21:08:00 +00002008-05-09T18:29:16.946-04:00 My friend, Mitch, has a new band. Check it out: myspace.com/januaryjanemusic. http://kellyanncollins.com/blog/2008/05/january-jane.htmnoreply@blogger.com (KAC)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867152.post-631449591632350125Fri, 09 May 2008 17:20:00 +00002008-05-09T18:44:27.550-04:00 I got some sad news while I was checking my MySpace mail today. Apparently, I've been bumped into a lower spot on my friend Todd's Top Friends list. The guilty party: A singing man named Joey. Date: May 8, 2008 8:23 PM Subject: My new number one ... Kelly Ann, It should be you ... yes. It should be. But when you hear how amazing a singer this guy is ... I think you will see why I had to put http://kellyanncollins.com/blog/2008/05/joey-on-spot.htmnoreply@blogger.com (KAC)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867152.post-6983102420894645951Mon, 05 May 2008 16:57:00 +00002008-05-05T16:19:26.092-04:00Team LLS Angelsthings to dodc Get off your laptop and kick it up at Michael and Patrick's place (aka Tattoo at 1413 K St., NW, WDC) Tuesday night when all door proceeds benefit the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society! Can't get offline long enough to party down? Donate online via the the fun little campaign site I designed for LLS Angels. :-) Go! Team! Win! http://kellyanncollins.com/blog/2008/05/tuesday-tattoo-team-lls-angels.htmnoreply@blogger.com (KAC)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867152.post-304193847035831344Mon, 05 May 2008 15:23:00 +00002008-05-05T16:46:21.311-04:00 Calling all shopaholic technophiliacs (and mother lovers)! Please feel free to take advantage of the following offers, made possible for KAC Report readers by Savings.com: Apple Store: Buy a new MacBook for $1099 + free shipping [promotional codes]AT&T Wireless and Cingular: Save up to $50 on phones and service [coupon codes] T-Mobile: Get 1500 "Whenever Minutes" for $39.99 a month [online http://kellyanncollins.com/blog/2008/05/shop-til-you-drop.htmnoreply@blogger.com (KAC)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867152.post-3290268535059897259Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:21:00 +00002008-05-05T13:31:47.159-04:00my blood type is starbucks I thought Tony was just my little secret java pal ... until today ... when he made his debut on the cool 'n yummy Clearspring blog with a new espresso machine: Addition to Clearspring Family: Shiny New Espresso MachineAhh, the memories. ... When I saw the photos of Tony and his frothy goodness, there in the kitchen, next to that sexy-hot and perky contraption's headlights, it was total deja http://kellyanncollins.com/blog/2008/04/deja-brew.htmnoreply@blogger.com (KAC)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867152.post-4576090621447927984Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:53:00 +00002008-04-30T12:09:04.199-04:00music videos Taylor Swift is such a little cutie. ... Hmm, and so is Rodney Atkins. Yeehaw! ;-) All of this reminds me of Hoedown by the Millionaires. ;-p http://kellyanncollins.com/blog/2008/04/heavenly-hoedown.htmnoreply@blogger.com (KAC)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867152.post-888775319332031031Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:22:00 +00002008-04-28T23:55:12.611-04:00buzzFor R ... to prove I am really kinda insane: http://www.fandalism.com/index.cfm?songid=213651 http://kellyanncollins.com/blog/2008/04/fandalism.htmnoreply@blogger.com (KAC)